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SOTU

Nope. Not gonna watch it. Obungler is gonna announce a bunch of tax increases on “the wealthy”. In other words, more socialist policies. Good luck getting any of those tax increases through Congress...

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STFU! Go Away And Leave Me Alone!

In this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation there was a picture of Atlanta’s mayor Kasim Reed, along with a bunch of other black idiots in the “Hands up, don’t shoot” pose. It makes me wonder...

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Today’s Mock A Mooslime Post

From my buddy Pres.

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Sore Tales

Sorry for the light posting. I’m trying to stay off my butt as much as possible so that limits me to time spent on the computer. Went to my regular doctor today and she was smart enough to call the...

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AOTW 1-23-2015

A few readers have nominated Liam Neeson, yannow the guy who kills all of those dudes in the Taken movies. He came out against Americans owning guns. What a hypocrite! He joins Danny Glover who’s a gun...

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Saturday Boobage 1-24-2015

This one is from Jon.

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Monday Pun 1-26-2015

This one is from Thomas. Last night I dreamed that I was a muffler. When I awakened I was exhausted.

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Tax Cheat

Sent to me by many readers. But he’ll get away with it because it would be raaaaaa-cist to prosecute him. He’ll prolly plead poverty which is what he did when he lost a defamation of character lawsuit...

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Demolition Day 2

As if I don’t have enough BS on my plate, I’m having a new master bathroom put in. Yesterday was the first day of the project. They were able to demolish most of it yesterday. Hopefully, the demolition...

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Global Warming News

As the Northeast is pummeled by a blizzard, how long do you think it will take before someone blames this on global warming?

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Random Thoughts

Matt sent me these. Random thoughts as we age … The biggest lie I tell myself is …”I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.” Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for...

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Pat Condell’s Latest

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Latest From Ron

Finally gonna see the wound doctor today. Changed the dressing last night and the sore looks pretty good, at least to me. It’s really fun trying to change a dressing on one’s butt. Since I haven’t been...

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Sore Update

Finally got into the wound clinic yesterday. The nurse practitioner said the wound was superficial. She cleaned up the wound and put on a new dressing and gave me a bunch of them to take home with me....

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Monday Pun 2-2-2015

This one is from Carl. After a visit to a “house of ill repute”, a man notices green lumps on his willy, so he goes to the doctor. “That’s serious” says the doctor. “You know how wrestlers get...

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What’s Going On?

I’m sure you have all noticed my lack of posting over the last few days. There are many reasons. 1. I can only be on my butt for short periods and I cannot type in any other position so I’m limited to...

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Choke City

Yannow, I didn’t think I would see a bigger choke this season than what Green Bay did against Seattle two weeks ago by blowing a 16 point lead. Allowing a TD on a fake field goal. Check. Blowing an...

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Bathroom Update

The Great Master Bathroom of Dunwoody is in its second week of construction. Yesterday and today the tile people were here: two Mexicans. Strangely enough, this is the first time Mexicans have been on...

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Threat From Africa

From Ron.

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List Rant From Ron

Here’s Ron’s latest with comments by me in italics. Y’know . . . I don’t mind admitting when I’ve screwed up or made a bad decision or said something before I had all the facts. Some people can’t bring...

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