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My Latest Fantasy

I win the lottery. That’s what makes this a fantasy since I never play because you have a better chance of being hit by lightning than winning the lottery. I love the lottery! It’s a tax on poor...

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Sumpin’ To Think About

Toejam sent me this. While we’re looking for ways to appease the Religion of Perpetually Offended by scrubbing religious holidays from school calendars or letting Mooslimes hold a service at the...

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AOTW 11-14-2014

More assholiness going on this week. All of a sudden Mary Landrieu cares about her constituents. She’s introducing a bill in the Senate to OK the Keystone XL pipeline. How convenient. Where have you...

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Saturday Boobage 11-15-2014

A blonde from AlphaDelta. Click on image to enlarge.

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Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

All that’s missing is an Obola bumper sticker. From Toejam.

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Saturday Bach

I can’t remember if I’ve posted this before or not. It’s the allegro movement of Bach’s Third Brandenburg Concerto. This was the very first piece I ever heard from these guys. It was on KWMU, the local...

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Belated Veterans Day Post

I was taken to the wood shed by Dan S (Yes, he’s still out there.) for not mentioning either Veterans Day or the Marine Corps birthday last week. He was correct. My bad. Here is what I should have...

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Sunday Metal 11-16-2014

Karl U. suggested this for Sunday Metal. Good cover of ZZ Top.

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Monday 11-17-2014

This one is from Clyde. Mike was a pretty average guy but had recently noticed whenever he passed gas it made the sound “Honda”. In the past he had been able to silently pass gas in a crowd but now it...

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Hunting Season

Vicki posted this one Facebook. I can hear liberal heads exploding.

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Hitler Finds Out About Gruber

C’mon. Y’all knew this was coming. Thanks to George who sent it to me.

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Fair Share

The next time some liberal progressive rat bastard commie tries to tell you that the “rich don’t pay their fair share” show them the following graph. This is the amount of federal taxes paid by the...

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Jesus Loves You Rose

So, did you hear about that feminist twit (no I didn’t misspell it) Rose Eveleth of The Atlantic who got her panties in a wad about the shirt worn by one of the scientists who landed a spacecraft on a...

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Not A Bit Surprised

Guess what? A school named after Obola is a crappy school. Thanks to Toejam for the link. MILWAUKEE, Wis. – It is a sad twist of political irony with serious consequences for students. The only school...

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Tolerance

Dr. Ray sent me this. Biggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says, “I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think...

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Hey Feminazis!

Just more liberal progressive rat bastard commie bullshit. From Toejam.

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In The Mail

The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels by Alex Epstein. Maybe I oughta send a copy to this site’s pet liberal, Robin. I’m waiting for him to comment that this cold weather the nation is experiencing today is...

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The Planet Is Burning Up

Yesterday, all 50 states posted freezing temperatures. Yes, Hawaii too, on one of its mountains. So, right on cue, uber liberal Jay Bookman, a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation wrote a...

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Stabbed In The Back

Mary Landrieu, who was the deciding vote in the Senate for Obummercare and was bribed with the Louisiana Purchase. was just stabbed in the back by her fellow Dimocrats. She introduced the Keystone XL...

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Justice For St. Michael

I saw on Gateway Pundit that some black church dude will not have any more conventions in St. Louis if there is not justice for St. Michael of Swisher Sweets. Hey black church dude, St. Michael got the...

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