This one is from Clyde.
Mike was a pretty average guy but had recently noticed whenever he passed gas it made the sound “Honda”. In the past he had been able to silently pass gas in a crowd but now it was too loud and embarrassing. He decided to seek medical advice, but no doctor was able to discover the reason for the recurrent “Honda”. Finally, a friend suggested that he see a Japanese doctor, since no one else had been able to discover the cause and Honda must be related to something Japanese.
The Japanese doctor did a thorough exam and announced he had located the source of the problem that had been missed by all the other examiners. He told Mike there was an abscess under one of his teeth and this was the problem.
“How could that be?”, Mike wanted to know.
The doctor replied, “Velly simple. Abscess makes the fart go Honda.”