Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke
Bored tech guy: Can I help you? Uninformed Voter: Yeah, um, I need an update on my anti-Semitic virus program. Bored tech guy: You mean ‘Symantec’? Uninformed Voter: Yeah, that’s what I said —...
View ArticleMonday Pun 11-3-2014
A baseball pun from Paul to celebrate the end of baseball season. Milt Famy was the greatest pitcher and some believed the greatest baseball player, period, who ever lived. He single-handedly pitched...
View ArticleMore Global Warming News
Another record set. Thanks to Mike for the link. As I predicted two days ago, the earliest snows on record are beginning to occur in the Carolinas. Columbia, SC has just experienced their earliest snow...
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Poverty Pimp
Some People are pissed off at noted RWPP Maxine Waters. Yannow, the moonbat who said that AIDS was created by the CIA to use against blacks in the ghetto. She also said at a pro-abortion march that she...
View ArticleI Wuz Wrong
It’s a happy day here at GOC Central. My prediction was wrong and I’m happy that it was. I figgered that voters in three of the six red states where a Dimocrat was running for the Senate would win. I...
View ArticleThe Polls Were Wrong!
Yep! The polls were all wrong. How wrong were they? I’m glad you asked polling place breath. Here in Georgia they kept saying that Michelle Nunn Martin was close to David Perdue. Some polls even had...
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The Perfect Squelch
Reader’s Digest used to have a feature called The Perfect Squelch (maybe it still does) with great comeback zingers. An example would be a woman telling Winston Churchill that if she was married to him...
View ArticleIn The Mail
George Washingtons’s Secret Six: The Spy Ring That Saved the American Revolution by Brian Kilmeade (the dude on Fox and Friends that SNL always makes fun of when they do a Fox and Friends parody).
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AOTW 11-7-2014
More assholiness this week it being an election week and all. I watched some of MSDNC’s coverage of the election and they showed a blurb of Ted Cruz giving a speech and Chrissie Mathews said, “Now...
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Sunday Metal 11-9-2014
Gotta be one of the best metal bands of all time and they’re still going strong, K. K. Downing has since retired. I’ve got the DVD of this concert. Tipton has embellished his solo on this song with...
View ArticleMonday Pun 11-10-2014
This one is from Clyde. It’s topical since North Korea is in the news for just releasing two Americans held prisoner there. As an aside, why would any American want to go to North Korea in the first...
View ArticleObola Took The Blame
I read in the paper that on Faze the Nation yesterday, Obola said the shellacking the Dimocrats took last week were his fault. He said it was because the White House didn’t do a good enough job to...
View ArticleRacism On The Left
I saw this story at Gateway Pundit. DUNCANVILLE., Texas — A tweet by a Duncanville ISD teacher has landed the woman in the middle of a social media firestorm, and now the district is promising “swift...
View ArticleHitler Finds Out About The Midterm Election
That didn’t take long. You knew it would happen. Thanks to Willie for sending it. It already has 35K more views than when I looked at it last night.
View ArticleEnd Racial Discrimination!
So, the father of St. Michael of Swisher Sweets gave a speech to end racial discrimination. I’m down with that. So when are we gonna end affirmative action enforced Diversity (All Hail Diversity!)...
View ArticleScrub Islam!
I’m sure many of you have seen this story. The Montgomery County Board of Education on Tuesday voted to strip the names of Christian and Jewish holidays from its school calendar amid complaints from...
View ArticlePlans For The Riots In Ferguson
I just heard on the Kimmer Show here in Atlanta how the authorities in Ferguson are gonna minimize the riots in Ferguson in case charges against Darren Wilson are dropped. First, they’ll announce it at...
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