Of course, as most of my readers know, I’m an atheist, but if there is a God, He hates Mooslimes. Why do I say that? Because He has made them stupid. First off, they think that if they blow themselves up amongst a group of innocent women and children, they’ll go to paradise where they will get 72 white grapes or sumpin’ like that. Stupid! Dumb! Insane! If there is a God, He would send them straight to hell for violated the Don Not Kill Commandment.

Secondly, He has afflicted them with polio and they are too fucking stupid to get vaccinated because their imams have told them that the polio vaccine is an infidel plot to sterilize them. Stupid! Dumb! Insane!

Polio has been pretty much wiped out in the western world. Where does it still exist? In Islamic countries because their moon god, Allah has made them too stupid to take steps to prevent it. They’re even killing medical personnel dumb enough to go to Islamic countries to attempt to vaccinate members of this dumb moon god cult. Yeah. Islam is a cult created by an insane pedophile, Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him). The members of this cult are Seventh Century barbarian savages. And now polio is in Syria.

A UN agency has described the eruption of polio in Syria as perhaps “the most challenging outbreak in the history of polio eradication” after the number of cases in the war-ravaged country reached 38 and the first case was confirmed in neighbouring Iraq.

According to the World Health organisation (WHO), the Iraqi case – found in a six-month-old unvaccinated child in Baghdad – is related to the outbreak in Syria, fuelling fears that the virus is spreading around the Middle East.

“The current polio outbreak in Syria – now with one confirmed case in Iraq – is arguably the most challenging outbreak in the history of polio eradication,” said a spokesman for the UN relief and works agency for Palestine refugees (UNRWA).

Yannow what I think? Pardon me while I check my give a fuck meter.

Nope! Don’t give a fuck. Let these infected people go to the Hajj and infect other Mooslimes too dumb to get vaccinated. Meanwhile, keep them out of western countries.

Stupid barbarian savages stuck in the Seventh Century. Islam, like liberalism, is a mental disease.

Heironymus sent me this. I wish the creator of this knew that it should be “toeing” and not “towing”.

Toejam sent me this list that has been circling the intertubes. Every time I see it, more “accomplishments” have been added.

Quit trashing Obama’s accomplishments.

He has done more than any other President before him.

Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments:

*First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

Let’s not forget that in the publicity for his first autobiography it was stated that he was the first senator to be born in Kenya.

*First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

What passport did he use when he traveled to Pakistan while in college? We’ll never know. Do you realize that we knew more about Sarah Palin two weeks after McRINO selected her as his running mate than we’ll ever know about Obutthead?

*First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.

*First President to violate the War Powers Act.

Well you have to realize that the War Powers Act was passed to hobble a Republican president, not a Dimocrat one.

*First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

*First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

*First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.

*First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

*First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

*First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

*First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

*First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

I thought it was the CEO of GM that he ordered to resign.

*First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.

*First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

*First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

*First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

*First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

*First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

That would be Boeing building a plant in South Carolina which they eventually did.

*First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

*First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

*First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

*First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

*First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

Can you imagine the hue and cry if a Republican president did this?

*First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

*First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.

The LSM porogaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party got all over Bush for golfing during the Iraq War so he stopped. Since they worship the Obamessiah and get on their knees and gladly perform fellatio on him it’s OK. Also during the Bush administration we were always told about the body counts in Iraq and Afganistan. More soldiers have died in Afghanistan during the Oblamebush administration but the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party has remained silent. By the way, where is Cindy Sheehan?

*First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.

This is the guy who promised the most “transparent administration” in history. What is it with these Dimocrats? Remember when BJ promised the “most ethical administration in history”? How did that work out?

*First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

*First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.

*First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

Remember how the Dimocrats and the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party howled when Bush went on vacations at his own ranch? Yeah. Me too. Fucking hypocrites!

*First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

*First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

And let’s not forget him flying his dog up to his vacation spot on a separate jet. “Every one has to sacrifice”. Except for him and Moochelle and Moochelle’s mom who gets to go on the lavish vacations that she does.

*First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.

Moochelle has to keep her “toned arms” doesn’t she?

*First President to repeat the Holy Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

And let’s not forget that stupid speech in Cairo where he pandered to the Mooslimes and came up with that false statement where he said that Mooslimes have been a part of America throughout its history. The only parts of American history where Mooslimes have been a part of were the Barbary pirates, fighting them in the Philippines, and 9/11. And let’s not forget the Iranian hostage crisis.

*First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).

*First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”

Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion. (Thank God he didn’t get away with THIS one.)

How is this hope and change’ working out for you?

It’s hard to comprehend all this guy has gotten away with. Any other president would have been impeached!!!! What in God’s name is wrong with our government that they allow this guy carte blanc.

It absolutely boggles the mind.

It absolutely boggles the mind that the Dimocrat Party members in Congress have willingly given up their power to this guy. Usually the legislative branch does not give up their power even to a member of their own party when he is president. When Senator Byrd was at the height of his power before senility set in, he would fight tooth and nail any president trying to assert power over the legislative branch. It did not matter which party the president belonged to. It reminds me of something Claudius said about the Roman Senate in the BBC production of I Claudius when he referred to the Senate spinelessly giving up their power. We are seeing the same thing with the Dimocrat Party. By their actions, they want a dictator.

And, of course Obungler gets away with all of this shit because it is racist to oppose him. Our press, which has now become the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party (or as Insty sez “Dimocrat operatives with bylines”) is cheer-leading for this anti-American asshole. They don’t seem to realize that they will be some of the first people (or as Lenin would call them, “useful idiots”) lined up against a wall and shot when we degenerate into a socialist dictatorship. Obumbler is leading the way.

Just remember that the dumbest college students go into education and the next dumbest go into journalism. At least that’s the way it used to be before the introduction of gender studies and racial studies. I’ve always wondered what kind of parents would pay for their children to get degrees in these useless programs? What kind of jobs is a Womyns Studies major gonna get? Or a Black Studies major? There are only so many Black Grievance Industry jobs out there.

We’re doomed!

MNartin sent me thios one that he saw here.

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Yep! That’s pretty much it. The insurance Obungler said you could keep and that you were happy with got canceled because of Obummercare. Now you have to buy a policy that costs more and has higher deductibles. Obumbler called Obummercare a success. Amazing!

I would like to know how many people lost their health insurance. I would also like to know how many of the people who signed up were Medicaid recipients. I would also like to know how many of the people who have signed up have actually paid their premiums. In other words, I would like honesty and transparency. I know. I’m dreaming.

Are y’all getting sick and tired of the Gaystapo and their thuggish policies? I sure am. As my friend Cindy sez, “That which dare not speak its name will now not shut the fuck up!”

I don’t give a flying fuck about your sexual orientation but I am tired of the gay assholes shoving it in my face. Their latest round of bullshit is forcing the CEO of Mozilla to resign because he gave $1000 to the Prop 8 campaign in California. Yep! He had to resign because of a $1000 donation. The Gaystapo got their panties in a wad over that.

As a result, I changed my browser from Firefox to Pale Moon. It’s pretty much the same as Firefox and looks the same. Unfortunately, on web pages I access it sez it’s Firefox. My sister sent me a fix for that. It’s here. I’m repeating the fix below, but please click on the link anyway to give him the traffic.

1. Create a new tab.
2. Type “about:config” into the Address Bar as if it were an internet site (URL).
3. Type “compatMode” into the Search box that will appear right below the Address Bar.
4. On the line general.useragent.compatMode.firefox there are three settings: user set, boolean, true. Click on “true” and it will change to false.
5. Close the tab.

This only takes about a minute to do and will affect Firefox stats. They’re already down because of all the people who have switched to Chrome. Now all the people who have changed to Pale Moon like I have will now no longer show Firefox. Let’ show Mozilla how we feel with their cave to the Gaystapo.

Fucking queers! Yeah, you heard me. I called you assholes queers! I’m sick of your thuggish tactics. There are no heterosexual pride parades. My sexual orientation is none of your business. Why do you insist on making your sexual orientation my business. STFU and go away!

I have nothing against gay people. Many of the techs and nurses who took care of me at Shepherd were gay. I do have a big problem with the Gaystapo and their thuggish behavior. Fuck ‘em!

Remember, to liberals the only free speech that is accepted is speech that they agree with. Free speech for me but not for thee.

AlphaDelta sent me this picture of a group of Envirotards.

Yannow, if I were at that collection of idiots, I would be carrying a sign that said, “You First!”

What is it with these people? Were they born stupid or did they have to work at it?

A freakin’ pencil! Can you believe it? This is how far we have sunk. The dumbest people in college are education majors. Is it any wonder our gummint schools pull this kind of crap?

When I went to school, most boys carried pocket knives. Since I was a Cub Sprout and a Boy Sprout, I carried an official Boy Sprout pocket knife. We even played mumbly-peg during recess.

We have become a nation full of pussies educated by booger eatin’ moh-rons. And of course, this totally explains how Obungler could get elected twice. Neal Boortz often stated that sending your children to gummint schools was child abuse.

We’re doomed!

Dimocrats are hypocrites? I’m shocked! What is it this time? This equal pay for women meme. Didja know that in the Obungler White House women are paid 88% of what men are paid? Dontcha think Obumbler should start practicing what he preaches when it comes to gender pay equality? Wait! He’s our first black president so he’s held to a lower standard than a white president would be. He’s also a Dimocrat and as we have observed over the years, rules are different for them. As an example, imagine the firestorm if a Republican president had been caught having consensual sex with a chubby intern in the Oral Office. Gloria Steinem and the other radical feminists would have been screaming sexual harassment and demanding his resignation. Since BJ was an abortion supporting Dimocrat president, it was just fine with the screeching harridans of the feminist movement. And Thunder Rodent Thighs somehow became a feminist icon for not knowing about what BJ was doing and for not divorcing him for this public humiliation of her and her daughter. A real feminist would have taken Chelsea and left the SOB, but unlike a real feminist who is able to succeed on her own, she needed him for her success. How this makes her a “feminist icon” is beyond me. This must be female logic.

Who else? Howza ’bout Cynthia McCommie’s replacement in the House, Hank “Guam is gonna tip over” Johnson? Honestly, do you really think he would be a congresscritter if he wasn’t from a majority back district? He joined the chorus of hypocritical Dimocrats preaching equal pay for women but it turns out he pays his women staffers less.

A Georgia Democratic congressman who said this week that wage disparities between men and women “belong in a ‘Mad Men’ episode” paid his female aides on average $8,221 less than men last year, according to a Tipsheet review of congressional salaries for the previous year.

Rep. Hank Johnson, who faces first serious primary challenge this year since he was first elected in 2006, launched a full-court press this week in support of the Paycheck Fairness Act, a Democratic proposal aimed at narrowing the pay gap between men and women.

I guess this equal pay stuff only applies to Republicans. Just like sexual harassment.

Update: From the WaPo of all places.

Mark Udall pays women 85 cents for every dollar that a man makes.

Mary Landrieu pays women 88 cents for every dollar that a man makes.

Mark Begich pays women 82 cents for every dollar that a man makes.

Mark Warner pays women 75 cents for every dollar that a man makes.

Gary Peters pays women 67 cents for every dollar that a man makes.

That means on average, these five Democrats on the ballot in battleground states pay women in their office 79 cents for every dollar made by a male employee.

Hmmm. Next thing we’ll find out is Oblunder lies and Harry Reid is a crook.

Ron sent me this that he found on The Peoples Cube.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So I heard these two jokes yesterday. The first one is from Bob Hope many years ago.

I just flew into California yesterday and heard that homosexuality is now legal. I’m leaving before they make it mandatory.

The second one is from a Dan Martin and Frank Sinatra routine in a Vegas show.

How do you make a fruit cordial? Treat him nice.

OK. Now all of you queers, fags, and fruits can be offended.

Did you ever think that I might be offended by you? The fact that you rub my face into the fact that one or both of you take it in the ass is very offensive to me. But I’m not allowed to be offended by that. Only you assholes are allowed to be offended. As a father of one of my friends once said, “Fuck you very much.” And as I say, “GFY!”

We still have a First Amendment in this country don’t we? No we don’t. Free speech is only allowed for the left. They can call us anything they want and we’re supposed to shut up and take it or else we will hear from the Gaystapo or as my buddy Ralph Gizzip heard them referred to the Kweer Klux Klan, but he prefers the Ku Klux Kweers. Blacks can call white people honkies or other disparaging names and that’s OK. Just don’t dare to call them niggers or there will be hell to pay.

White Christian people built this country and made it into the prosperous and powerful country it is today. Guess who are now the most despised people in this country. You guessed it. White Christian people, especially the males. That brings to mind this quote by Robert A. Heinlein.

Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as “bad luck.”

And that is where this nation is heading. The people who built it are now despised by the people living on its largesse. The fact that we’re still in a weak recovery after five years of Obummernomics is just “bad luck”. Compare this to where we were after five years of Reagonomics. You remember Ronald Reagan dontcha? He was one of those despised white Christian males. The LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party hated him with a passion. Compare the coverage of Iran Contra to Fast and Furious. One was the greatest scandal of the century. The other. Ho hum. Nothing to see here. Move on. Must not point out the incompetence of the first affirmative action Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) president.

That would be offensive.

Ron sent me this one.

More Dimocrat hypocrisy.

Name That Race has replaced Name That Party in liberal newsrooms across the country. We can’t have stories about black people committing violent crimes. That would be raaaacist! The latest example of that would be in this morning’s print edition of the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. (On the article I link to there is a picture of the friend of the perps, but in the print edition there is no picture.)

The alleged kidnappers of a North Carolina man rescued late Wednesday from a southeast Atlanta apartment complex sent the victim’s wife a photo of him tied up and threatened to torture and dismember him, then return him to her in six boxes, federal authorities said Thursday.

An elite FBI team rescued 63-year-old Frank Arthur Janssen from the Forest Cove Apartments on New Town Circle in southeast Atlanta just before midnight Wednesday, FBI spokeswoman Shelley Lynch said in a statement. He was kidnapped from his home in Wake Forest, N.C., on Saturday.

Those of us who live in the Atlanta metro area know that sooutheast Atlanta is populated by blacks.

John Strong, Special Agent in Charge of the FBI’s Charlotte office, said at a Thursday press briefing that Janssen’s kidnapping was related to Kelvin Melton, a reputed high-ranking member of the “Bloods” gang who is currently serving a sentence of life without parole in a North Carolina prison after being prosecuted by Janssen’s daughter, an assistant district attorney in Wake County, N.C.

And that’s it. There is a mention of “the Bloods” which is a black gang. That is the only clue that the perps are black in the entire story. So I guess the question in this story is are these dudes black or are they black?

Didja hear about someone throwing a shoe at Thunder Rodent Thighs as she was giving a speech? AlphaDelta said that this person should have thrown water instead of a shoe.

If only.

Where do I start with the assholiness this week? Why not sumpin’ that Rita sent me about a booger eatin’ moh-ron suffering from a terminal case of white guilt.

On Thursday’s broadcast of MSNBC’s “The Cycle,” in an appearance to promote her book “Waking up White,” author Debbie Irving explained how she an awakening when she realized she was different racially in being a white person.

“My entire childhood I see in a different light,” Irving explained. “I grew up in was a very white town and I see that that town couldn’t have been white unless black and brown people were obstructed.”

“Six months later, what I learned about the racialized experiences I had had from the day I was — probably, before i was born, actually — the way it had disabled me as a teacher and member of society,” she added.

No, you freakin’ idiot! What disabled you was your incredible stupidity. Does she even realize how stupid she sounds? If she actually feels this way she is suffering from a severe mental disease. She is living proof that liberalism is a mental disease.

Next up is one from T-Rog. It’s a threefer. AOTW, Name That Party, and Name That Race. Check this dude out.

Adoptive parents in Alabama are firing back against state Rep. Alvin Holmes and the race-based, controversial comments he made during an abortion-bill debate in March. In addition to claiming that 99 percent of white legislators would force their daughters to have an abortion if impregnated by a black man, Holmes also said, “I will bring you $100,000 cash tomorrow if you show me a whole bunch of whites that adopted blacks in Alabama. I will go down there and mortgage my house and get it cash in 20 dollar bills and bring it to you in a little briefcase.” Now he may need to head to the bank, as families who have done just that staged a press conference at the Alabama State House Wednesday.

What do you wanna bet this guy reneges on his promise. Do ya notice that in the era of Obungler the real racists all seem to be black?

And speaking of that, we have this week’s winner. It’s Hank Aaron. Here he was being honored for breaking Babe Ruth’s record 40 years ago and he couldn’t help himself and had to lash out at Republicans comparing them to the KKK for not supporting Obumbler. The only thing he looks at is Oblunder’s skin color. He’s black so everything he does is great and everyone who opposes him is a racist.

ATLANTA (CBS Atlanta/AP) — Baseball Hall of Famer Hank Aaron compared Republicans that oppose President Barack Obama to the Ku Klux Klan.

I got some news for you Hank. The KKK was the terrorist wing of the Dimocrat Party. It was Republicans who freed the slaves. It’s the Dimocrats who have kept blacks Poor, uneducated, and dependent upon the gummint. If the KKK had tried to destroy the black family they couldn’t have done a better job than the Dimocrat Party. As a result of LBJ’s Great Fucking Society 73% of black children are now born to single mothers.

Speaking to USA Today Tuesday on the 40th anniversary of his then record-breaking 715th home run, the 80-year-old Aaron said that Republicans are hindering Obama’s job performance.

“Sure, this country has a black president, but when you look at a black president, President Obama is left with his foot stuck in the mud from all of the Republicans with the way he’s treated,” Aaron told USA Today Sports.

GMAFB! He’s treated far better than Dimocrats treated Bush 43 so maybe you oughta take a big ol’ dose of STFU!

Aaron continued: “The bigger difference is that back then they had hoods. Now they have neckties and starched shirts.”

GFY Hank!

Aaron stated that there is still room for improvement for race relations in the U.S.

And you’re not helping by saying that any opposition to Obutthead is racist and Republicans are members of the KKK. Didja ever think the opposition is because his policies suck? It has nothing to do with him being black and for someone like you to say that is racist! I used to have a lot of respect for you and your accomplishments. No more. You have gone from a hero to a race baiter. Congrats! Here’s a new award to add to your collection you racist asshole!

Casey sent me this one. Toejam should love her.

Fausta sent me this one,

This one is from Toejam. Alas, Pumpman is not still with us. I know how he would feel about this one.

Didja see this story in the WaPo?

A few weeks ago, with no notice, the U.S. government intercepted Mary Grice’s tax refunds from both the IRS and the state of Maryland. Grice had no idea that Uncle Sam had seized her money until some days later, when she got a letter saying that her refund had gone to satisfy an old debt to the government — a very old debt.

When Grice was 4, back in 1960, her father died, leaving her mother with five children to raise. Until the kids turned 18, Sadie Grice got survivor benefits from Social Security to help feed and clothe them.

Now, Social Security claims it overpaid someone in the Grice family — it’s not sure who — in 1977. After 37 years of silence, four years after Sadie Grice died, the government is coming after her daughter. Why the feds chose to take Mary’s money, rather than her surviving siblings’, is a mystery.

Boo-freaking-hoo! So why is this a schadenboner? Because Mary Grice is black, so there is a 95% chance that she voted for Obungler and now she’s getting what she voted for, good and hard. As I’ve stated many times, Obumbler has been a disaster for blacks. Black unemployment is way up there, much higher than it was under Reagan and both Bushes. Teenage black unemployment is a disaster area as well, and how are Oblundeer and the Dimocrats gonna fix that? They plan on raising the minimum wage which will only exacerbate the situation.

I just love the way blacks overwhelmingly support the party that keeps them poor, uneducated, unemployed, and dependent upon the party that keeps them that way. It’s the biggest con job in electoral history and they have the useful idiots, the members of the Congressional Black Caucus, in on the scam.

In more good news, I read in this mornings’ Atlanta Urinal and Constipation that due to budget cuts, IRS audits will be way down this year. I’m sure they’ll find the manpower to harass conservative groups like they have during Obutthead’s time in office. Can you imagine the outroar if a Republican president politicized the IRS like Obeavis has? I don’t have to imagine it. All I need to do is go back to the Nixon years. Back then it was grounds for impeachment. With a black Dimocrat in office? Ho hum. Nuttin’ to see here. Move along. It was the same when BJ’s IRS went after his political enemies with audits. Nuttin’ to see here. Move along.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat and held to different standards than Republicans.

Ron sent me this one.

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It looks like the only thing this dipstick did know was just how dumb American voters are and how to get elected twice.

We’re doomed!