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AOTW 3-28-2014

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We get a twofer this week. Two hypocrite Dimocrats (yeah I know, that’s redundant) get to share the award.

Up first, Keith Farnham of Illinois.

An Illinois lawmaker who recently resigned his seat is under investigation for possession of child pornography.

Authorities from the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Homeland Security Investigations seized electronics from Keith Farnham’s state office last week and are seeking child pornography materials, according to the Chicago Tribune.

Farnham resigned Wednesday stating he was “battling serious health issues for a number of years” even though he had just won the Democratic primary for reelection the day before.

“serious health issues”. That’s a common one as is “wanting to spend more time with my family”.

Farnham, who took office in 2009, is listed as the co-sponsor on two state bills that sought to increase the penalties on individuals who possess child pornography in certain circumstances.

One bill states that child pornography or aggravated child pornography that does not involve mere possession shall be deemed crimes of violence. The other increases the penalties for individuals that film child porn.

I guess he should know what the penalties should be.

And then we have State Senator Leland Lee.

SAN FRANCISCO — State Sen. Leland Yee, a prominent figure in California’s Democratic legislative majority, was arrested in a federal corruption investigation Wednesday along with an ostentatious gangster known as “Shrimp Boy” — who insisted that he had gone straight — and two dozen of their alleged associates.

An affidavit filed in federal court in San Francisco by FBI Special Agent Emmanuel V. Pascua said there was probable cause to believe that Yee had conducted wire fraud and had engaged in a conspiracy to deal firearms without a license and illegally import firearms.

Yep. A supposedly anti-child porn dude who looks at child porn and an anti-gun dude who is a gunrunner. Great folks these Dims. But that’s par for the course when you consider a pro-woman president like BJ who is a serial sexual harasser and Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade who sez he’s for equal pay for women while paying his female staffers less than his male staffers. You really have to wonder about the intelligence of women when they fall for this BS.

Hypocrites all. But it’s Keith Farnham and Leland Yee who win the coveted AOTW Award this week. Congrats dudes!

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Saturday Boobage 3-29-2014

Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

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Pres sent me this one.

Legend has it that there is a bar in the Auburn-Opelika area where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF” you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.”

“POOF” The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large, overweight brunette stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the sexiest woman alive.”

“POOF” The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde uninformed voter comes in and stands before the mirror and says, “I think. . . .”

“POOF”

Saturday Bach

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Perfect for a rainy Saturday afternoon.

Sunday Metal 3-30-2014

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Josh sent me some bagpipe metal to go along with the metal cellos I posted a few weeks ago.

Monday Pun 3-31-2014

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James sent me this one.

The local New-age pastor lost his job. Because of that he lost his home also. Now he’s living on the street. He got a tooth ache and went to the dentist. The dentist, realizing he probably would not get paid for any dental work, gave him some pain pills.

The chap asked,”what kind of pills are these?”

The doc responded, “let’s just call these, …
… transient dental medication.”

Advice

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George sent some advice for welfare leeches and parasites.

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Why work? After all, we have a social safety net hammock where our poor can afford all sorts of stuff like flat screen TVs and smart phones. Our poor are better off than the majority of people on this planet. They have more living space than people in Paris and Londonistan. I saw a boo hoo article in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation bemoaning some food stamp problems in Georgia. The picture they posted to go along with the article was of a fat white whale who looked like she could go many weeks without eating. She certainly was in no danger of starving.

Note to AJC: If you’re gonna use a picture to accompany a sob story about food stamps, don’t use a photo of someone who is a hundred pounds overweight. The only way you could get less sympathy for the plight of food stamp recipients is if the photo you used was of a fat black woman with fifteen rug rats.

Update: Doing the work that I was too lazy to do, Rob, in the comments, linked to her picture. Here it is. Thanks Rob.

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She sure looks like she’s starving doesn’t she?

Explains A Lot

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Heironymus sent me this.

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A metaphor for Obummercare and pretty much everything Obungler has touched. Kinda like a reverse Midas touch. I guess we could call it the Obullshit touch.


April Fool

Breaking News

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A really beautiful day here in Beautiful Dunwoody so I took my little 2001 BMW Z3 out for a spin with the top down. This car is one of the very few cars that I bought brand new. It was thirteen years ago about this time of the year that I bought it. I don’t drive it too much any more. It’s only got around 53K miles on it.

I don’t really feel in the mood for writing anything so I’ll post sumpin’ by Ron.

Listening to the latest pontificate-or-perish bloviation about Malay Flight 370 this morning. One woman was saying that CNN is the biggest offender in putting up banners announcing “Breaking News” about the situation when in fact all they’re doing is echoing and rehashing previous announcements, commentaries, analyses, and speculations.

And saying stupid stuff. Don’t know if this is Photoshopped or not, but it looks like sumpin’ CNN would post.

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Someone else said that ALL networks, including the alphabets and even Fox are guilty of the same thing – repeating what’s already been said and calling it “Breaking News.” CNN’s ratings have almost doubled since they began round-the-clock coverage of Flight 370’s disappearance. Struck me that what’s going on is a feeding frenzy about a mystery involving a missing airplane to avoid calling out Barracco Bomber on his ACA fiasco as well as his fubar foreign affairs policy.

But today, the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party is crowing that Obummercare is a “success”. Let’s see. 80% of the people enrolling are getting gummint subsidies. That’s called a “success” by Dimocrats and their propaganda arm. Creating more debt. The people who need to enroll are young people and one of the hindrances there is that young people under 26 can stay on their parent’s policies.

Got to thinking about what in fact Barracco’s policy IS, so let me do some pontificating. Seems to me it breaks down to just a few things:

Win political battles to maintain power for Democrats

Dontcha wish he hated our enemies as much as he hates Republicans? Stopping Putin? Nope. Stopping Republicans from taking over the Senate? Yep.

Evict the god of Jews and Christians in favor of a moon god dreamt up by a hash-addicted pedophile

Remember his Mooslime speech about how Islam has been part of America since its beginning? The only Mooslimes I can think of are the Barbary pirates and the barbarian savages who flew airplanes into the WTC. And now NASA’s most important mission is Mooslime outreach. If Obutthead were a closet Mooslime what would he be doing differently?

Get rid of Israel for good and replace it with Paleo-Sty

Amnestize all Latino illegals so that they can vote for Democrats

He has idiots like McRINO, Rubio, and Boner helping him there.

Level the playing field for Russia, Iran, China, Venezuela, and Islam by cancelling US military superiority

Remember, he canceled a missile defense system in Poland and Czechoslovakia while getting nothing in return from Putin. He really is Putin’s bitch isn’t he?

Force investment capital and manufacturing out of the US

Penalize individual success and reward unemployed freeloaders

Food stamp recipients are at all time highs. Dimocrats love poor people. That’s why they create so many of them. Poor people are easier to control.

Redefine “civil rights” as “taxpayer-funded entitlements”

Replace entrepreneurs and free enterprise with labor unions

Obungler didn’t bail out GM, he bailed out the UAW.

Reorganize education to teach children WHAT to think, not HOW to think

Repeat lies so often that public resistance to them is eliminated

Disarm the populace to avoid civil unrest

Stifle political opposition by declaring it racist

I said that when Obeavis first started running that any opposition to any of his policies would be deemed racist. Did I nail it or what?

Substitute political correctness for truth

Terrorism is now “man caused disasters”. Mooslimes are really great at causing man caused disasters.

Eliminate all use of fossil fuels in the US

Update the US Constitution to conform with the Liberals’ agenda

Ignore the growing debt and wait for the mass extinction event

The problem with our political system is that it’s based on a two-party adversarial approach based on nothing but winning. Very few people in D.C. are the least bit interested in “what’s good for the country” unless it meshes neatly with what’s good for their own party.

I have this argument with friends who say winning is important. I say, if they’re gonna act like Dimocrats, what’s the point in winning?

What we typically hear is that “Harry Reid won a significant political victory today” or “House Republicans defeated an attempt by Democrats to _________.” Every major election breaks the nation down into “red” and “blue states” and clear lines of distinction are drawn between “Liberal” and “Conservative” districts or regions.

I can’t remember the last time I heard a major network discuss a crucial issue or decision on a major problem NOT in terms of whether the Democrats or the Republicans won but whether the American PEOPLE won.

And the American people have lost a lot during the Obumbler administration and the people who have lost the most are blacks. They did better under Reagan and both Bushes than they have under Oblunder, but skin color trumps reality.

And the only way to remedy that situation would be to get rid of seniority (or what amounts to tenure) in the legislature and eliminate the attraction of making Congress a career. The first step in that solution would be establishment of term limits, and the second would be pay and benefits reductions.

Our founders did not envision career politicians or that being members of Congress would be a full time job. One of the worst things that happened is the invention of air-conditioning which made Washington DC livable during the summer. They envisioned a citizen legislature where people would serve for a few terms and then go back to their farms or shops or jobs. They did not envision today’s ruling class who are a bunch of overpaid parasites. You would think they could earn enough from graft and bribery and wouldn’t need the lavish pay and pensions that they have voted themselves. I would love to buy our congresscritters for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they are worth. C’mon, do you think Corinne “gradulate the gator” Brown or Sheila “Is the Mars rover anywhere near where the astronauts planted the flag?” Jackson Lee could make anywhere near the money they are making if they actually had to work for a living?

Over 50% of the members of the US Congress, both Senators and Representatives, are millionaires (net worth). So why are they paid a minimum of $175,000 per annum with a wide range of benefits including expenses to run their offices both in the Capitol and back in their home districts? How can they POSSIBLY identify with the average citizen in flyover country with access to that kind of funding?

They can’t. That’s why I refer to them as the ruling class. That’s what they are and the rest of us are commoners.

In 6 House terms or 2 Senate terms, those millionaires will be paid ANOTHER 2 million bucks, not counting expenses and benefits. (Incidentally, the Obama “family” costs US taxpayers over $1 Billion per annum while the British royal family costs about $65 Million to support.)

The Obongos are really uppity black folk aren’t they? Remember how the Dimocrats and the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party went off on Bush for all the vacations he took AT HIS OWN RANCH? Me too. Moochelle travels all over the world at our expense. She even takes her mother along with her.

Not only that, but 60% of US Senators and almost 40% of US Representatives are lawyers. Google for the # of millionaires and for lawyers in Congress. Also, many in Congress actually have law degrees, but don’t declare it because they’re engaged in other fields, such as medicine, teaching, real estate, analysts, and so on. What’s also interesting is that Slick and Shrillary both had their law licenses invalidated, as has Mooch.

Now I certainly don’t begrudge anyone’s becoming rich, and I would normally applaud anyone who runs for office to serve a community, or a state, or the country. And it would seem logical to hire people who have demonstrable success in their chosen professions. But I don’t see why we need to have PACs which accumulate millions to support candidates running for national office, and I can’t see why they need to convene so often at taxpayers’ expense, including air travel, office space, staffs, limos, lunchrooms, and so on.

I’d say that anybody who’s already a millionaire and will make another million over the next half-dozen years as a senator or congressman can buy his own lunch, pay for his own airplane tickets, and do most of his work by teleconference from his state or regional office.

Also, considering how costly and corrupt elections have become, I really can’t see any reason for actually electing senators or representatives to national office. Very few people today can name their senators, and most simply voter straight ticket anyway. Since most elections are little more than popularity contests, let’s just have the governors appoint the senators and representatives to the US legislature.

They could post their nominees on line say, a hundred days or so before the actual appointment time, and anyone who objects could do so formally in writing. Fewer than half the people vote in elections to begin with, and once term limits and salary reductions are in place, corruption would already be reduced. Then if a senator or representative displays incompetence or unpatriotic or corrupt behavior, recall elections could get him or her out of office.

As a matter of fact, I doubt that if you went out on the street and asked a thousand ordinary citizens to explain recall and referendum to you, less than a hundred could do it. Most probably believe that, like civil service workers, once they have the job they’re not fireable. And that’s something else we need to fix.

Seen On Facebook

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Stole this after one of the criplets posted it on Facebook.

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Doctors and prostitutes actually have a function in society. TSA agents? Not so much. Many of them are little Hitlers on power trips. Here in Atlanta, most of ‘em are black and they really enjoy bossing white people around. So far, the rudest TSA agents I’ve encountered were here in Atlanta. And then, we have the political correctness. We don’t dare profile and pick out the people most likely to hijack airplanes. Instead, they strip search little old ladies and little old men so they won’t offend Mooslimes and other people of Middle East descent, yannow, the people who actually hijack airplanes.

Political correctness is gonna destroy this country.

The Right’s 20 Rules Of Racism

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My sister sent me this post from Tom Kratman. He’s a military science fiction writer who has written some books with John Ringo and some on his own. He really hits the nail on the head with this post. Here’s Rule Number 18.

18. The worst racists are liberals, mostly white ones, who assume that blacks and hispanics are so inferior that only affirmative action in perpetuity would give them a remotely fair chance. (That this also keeps a lot of liberal white social workers and bureaucrats employed is, of course, merely incidental. Ahem. Dipshits.)

Read the rest at the site.

I’ve been writing about Rule 18 for years. What does it say to a black or Hispanic that he/she is too stupid to compete with whites? That’s what affirmative action implies. That’s what lowering standards implies. It doesn’t happen with Asians. In fact they do better than whites. Many of them come to this country with nothing and within a generation, they do better than people born here.

Look at our current president. What has he actually accomplished in his life? Editor of the Harvard Law Review? He was the first editor of this publication who never wrote a piece for it. Never!

We don’t know what kind of grades he received because he won’t release his college transcripts. What is he hiding? The LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party is always extolling his intelligence. He’s the “smartest man in the room”. Where’s the proof?

He “wrote” two autobiographies. Nope. They were actually written by someone else, prolly his terrorist buddy William Ayers.

He didn’t write any legislation while a state senator or a US senator. He won his state senate seat by having his opponents disqualified. When running for the US Senate, his opponent’s sealed divorce records were somehow unsealed and his opponent dropped out of the race. How come it’s always a Republican’s sealed records which are made public? It never seems to happen to a Dimocrat. Funny how that works.

He got elected president due to overwhelming black support, white guilt, and brainwashed youth who thought it would be neat to have a black president. Dear kids, you’re gonna be the ones who will suffer the most with what Obungler has done to this country. Your Social Security will not be as good as mine. Healthcare will get more expensive and the quality will drop because of Obummercare. With the debt this country is running up, your standard of living will not be as good as my generation’s. But you did elect the first black president. Suckers!

Then in his reelection campaign, with the worst recovery from a recession in my lifetime, the Stupid Party ran the only Republican who couldn’t run against Obummercare. Since blacks are held to lower standards than whites, he was able to get reelected, though he didn’t get as many votes as he got in the first election. Some people wised up. Blacks didn’t, even though they were better off during the administrations of Reagan and both Bushes. Skin color trumps reality. Suckers!

His only skill is being able to read words off a TelePrompTer written by others. He is our first affirmative action president and as has happened so often in business affirmative action met the Peter Principle. His foreign policy is a joke. The economy is stuck in the doldrums. He has to keep delaying the implementation of Obummercare. The employer mandate has been pushed back until after the 2014 elections. The only reason unemployment is dropping is people are giving up looking for jobs. Obummercare has caused many full time jobs to become part time jobs. Obumbler has become the black Jimmah Carter.

Of course, they no longer call it affirmative action any more since it led to the hiring and promoting of unqualified people. I saw it a lot at IBM. Whatever to do? Rebranding. That usually works and that’s what they did. Affirmative action has been renamed Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Of course, they threw some crumbs to Hispanics, women, gays, and cripples (No Asians. They don’t need it.) to make it look good, but it’s just repackaged affirmative action. Want proof? Look at the person responsible for Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) at your company. Dollars to donuts it will be a black person.

I’ve written posts about many of the other rules as well like Rule 8.

8. It’s not racist to note that white liberalism managed to do in about thirty years something that three hundred years of slavery could not, seriously damage the black family, generally though not universally, and ruin it completely over wide swaths.

Yep! If the KKK (the terrorist arm of the Dimocrat Party) wanted to destroy the black family, what would they have done differently than the Dimocrat Party? What’s more, they got the useful idiots in the Congressional Black Caucus to buy into these destructive policies. LBJ was a genius. He said about welfare, “the niggers would vote Dimocrat for the next 200 years”.

Amazing!

Stinkburger

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So Jug Hussein Ears just called the GOP budget plan a stinkburger. So that must make his economic plan a shit sandwich. Saw the following graph at Gateway Pundit.

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Click on image to enlarge.

He links to this story.

WASHINGTON (AP) — A sense of belonging to the middle class occupies a cherished place in America. It conjures images of self-sufficient people with stable jobs and pleasant homes working toward prosperity.

Yet nearly five years after the Great Recession ended, more people are coming to the painful realization that they’re no longer part of it.

Obamanomics has been a miserable failure.

They are former professionals now stocking shelves at grocery stores, retirees struggling with rising costs and people working part-time jobs but desperate for full-time pay. Such setbacks have emerged in economic statistics for several years. Now they’re affecting how Americans think of themselves.

And Obummercare is gonna make things worse. It already has with layoffs, full time jobs becoming part time jobs, cancellations, and premium hikes.

Since 2008, the number of people who call themselves middle class has fallen by nearly a fifth, according to a survey in January by the Pew Research Center, from 53 percent to 44 percent. Forty percent now identify as either lower-middle or lower class compared with just 25 percent in February 2008.

According to Gallup, the percentage of Americans who say they’re middle or upper-middle class fell 8 points between 2008 and 2012, to 55 percent.

This begs the question, with the economy doing so badly during Obungler’s first four years in office, how did this incompetent boob get reelected? I’ll tell you how. Blacks, liberals, white guilt, and uninformed voters.

One of my old IBM buddies voted for him in 2012 because he “kept us from going into a depression”. This answers my question of why my friend still needs to work full time at 67 years old and his wife of the same age needs to work part time. He and his wife are DINKs (Dual Income No Kids). What did they do with all of their money? With the critical thinking skills that led to him voting for Oblunder, I can now understand why he and his wife still need to work.

Al least there are some schadenfreude moments like liberal voters losing their health insurance or having to pay more. Another thing that gives me a schadenboner is how poorly blacks are doing in the Obumbler economy. This is prolly the worst they have done in the last 50 years. They did far better under Reagan and both Bushes than they have done under the Obamessiah. They got what they voted for, good and hard.

Oblamebush and the Dimocrats really love poor people. That’s why they create so many of them.

Elections have consequences.

No Voter Fraud Here

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Yannow how the left always says in response to voter ID laws that there is no voter fraud? Yep! Me too. It’s always that voter ID laws are designed to keep poor people, one of the Dimocrat Party’s core constituencies (Which is why they create so many of ‘em. Poor people are easier to control), from voting. Well it turns out there is voter fraud. Massive voter fraud!

The North Carolina State Board of Elections has found thousands of instances of voter fraud in the state, thanks to a 28-state crosscheck of voter rolls. Initial findings suggest widespread election fraud.

765 voters with an exact match of first and last name, DOB and last four digits of SSN were registered in N.C. and another state and voted in N.C. and the other state in the 2012 general election.
35,750 voters with the same first and last name and DOB were registered in N.C. and another state and voted in both states in the 2012 general election.
155,692 voters with the same first and last name, DOB and last four digits of SSN were registered in N.C. and another state – and the latest date of registration or voter activity did not take place within N.C.

No voter fraud here, right?

The second point is key, as double voting is election fraud under state and federal statutes. Punishment for double voting in federal elections can include jail time.

In October 2012, Project Veritas produced video showing a Barack Obama campaign worker helping a voter register to vote in both Texas and Florida.

I saw sumpin’ the other day where Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Nart Arson Sharpton welcomed to one of his rallies someone from Ohio who had voted for Obungler multiple times. Culture of corruption.

The Interstate Crosscheck examines 101 million voter records in more than two dozen participating states.

The findings, while large, leave open the question of just how widespread double voting might be since 22 states did not participate in the Interstate Crosscheck.

In addition to the above, the crosscheck found that more than 13,000 deceased voters remain on North Carolina’s rolls, and that 81 of them showed voter activity in their records after death.

Looks like it’s now not only Chicago where dead people vote. Just out of curiosity, I wonder how many of those votes went to Dimocrats? Now you know the real reason Dimocrats are against voter ID laws.

The Answer To The Question Is Yes

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Ron sent me this one.

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That’s the only answer I could come up with as to why this incompetent asshole could get reelected. Over half of the voters in this country are stupid.


AOTW 4-4-2014

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Yannow, many people have suggested that I just go ahead and give it to Obungler every week. It’s really hard not to. This week the Asshole-in-Chief wanted to make a speech during prime time to tout the fraudulent 7.1 million people signed up for Obummercare. Amazingly enough, the networks refused. This has to be one of the few times that they weren’t willing to perform fellatio on him. Good for them.

But Obumbler can add another AOTW Award to his collection.

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Saturday Boobage 4-5-2014

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Just for Toejam here is a woman with some man nips.

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Thanks to AlphaDelta.

Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

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Glen sent me this one.

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. An uninformed voter came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten?’

She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.’

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, ‘Is there a 710 on this car?’

She pointed and said, ‘Of course, its right there.’ The mechanic fainted.

Saturday Guitar

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Since we’re in Spring, here’s Spring by Vivaldi.

Monday Pun 4-7-2014

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This one comes from Heironymus.

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant, and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’.
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around,
before the lid slams back down.

‘Good grief, did you see that?’ she asks her husband.

He hadn’t, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes,
looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over,
explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

‘Please sir,’ says the waiter, ‘what you order?’

The husband replies, ‘Chicken Surprise’.

Ah! So sorry,’ says the waiter,

‘I bring you…
… Peeking Duck by mistake’

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