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Stiff Punishment
That was the headline in large block letters on the front page of Wednesday’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. The story detailed the sentencing of the “educators” in the Atlanta Public Schools...
View ArticleUpdated Thunder Rodent Thighs Joke
Pres sent me this updated version of a joke about Thunder Rodent Thighs. TRT went to a New York school to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand....
View ArticleWisconson High School Assignment
I saw this on Gateway Pundit. Union Grove High School history teacher Beth Urban sent out an e-mail to students describing a future assignment where the student is asked to put themselves in the shoes...
View ArticleLetter To The Editor
Saw this letter in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation from Joyce Carroll from Marietta an apologist for the black teachers int the Atlanta Public Schools cheating scandal. Regarding “Stiff...
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AOTW 4-17-2015
I’m not sure if I’ve ever given an award to Thunder Rodent Thighs or not. If not, then this will be the first of what I’m sure will be many during the next nineteen months. What about that Magical...
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Saturday Blonde Joke
This one is from Karl U. A contestant, Sally, on ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’ had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered...
View ArticleSaturday Guitar
It’s gloomy outside here in Beautiful as we are experiencing the April showers that bring many flowers so that puts me in the mood for the Adagio by Albinoni. I like the way they pass the dominant...
View ArticleSunday Metal 4-19-2015
This was submitted by formerlib. How is it that I have never heard of this group. Per formerlib, the lead guitarist, Michael Schenker is the brother of the rhythm guitarist of the Scorpions.
View ArticleMonday Pun 4-20-2015
This one is from Richard. The U.S. Mint has announced that it will launch a 50-cent coin. It will honor two great American patriots. One side will feature Theodore Roosevelt; Nathan Hale will grace the...
View ArticleIn The Mail
Our Lost Constitution: The Willful Subversion of America’s Founding Document by Senator Mike Lee. Both parties, along with the Supreme Court (Thanks John Roberts, you pandering asshole) are complicit...
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Wet Spring
We have had one hell of a wet Spring here in Beautiful Dunwoody. It doesn’t bother me a bit since I just had a Japanese Maple planted in my front yard. Those boogers are expensive! But they look nice...
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Goodbye Tree
When I say this story I laughed my ass off. A tree dedicated to the memory of Michael Brown has been destroyed by vandals just hours after being planted. A tree dedicated to a worthless thug? JHFC!...
View ArticleMissed It!
Yesterday was Earth Day Lenin’s Birthday? Damn! I missed it. Had I known I would have cranked my A/C down to 68 degrees and turned on all of my lights and every electrical appliance in my house.
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Stoopid!
Ron sent me this. And I know at least four of them. Prolly a few more. People voted for Obungler because he was black. People will vote for Thunder Rodent Thighs because she has a vagina. Ain’t...
View ArticleTwelve Step “D” Program
Ron has come up with a simple Twelve Step “D’ Program to get this country back on track. Here it is: Dismantle Obamunism Discard Holderism Deconstruct Jacksonism Demolish Sharptonism Decertify...
View ArticleClintoon Joke
Now that Thunder Rodent Thighs has officially entered the race, in the spirit of Earth Day Lenin’s Birthday and recycling, here’s a recycled Clintoon joke from way back when sent to me by my friend...
View ArticleAnother Clintoon Joke
Toejam sent me this one. Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman were out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they came across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.” I...
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