Toejam sent me this one.
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman were out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walked, they came across a sign:
“Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
I am entering” said Snow White.
After half an hour she came out and they asked her, “Well, how did you do?”
“First Place, of course,” said Snow White.
They continued walking and they saw a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering and you can count on me taking first place,” said Superman.
After half an hour he returned and they asked him, “How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answered Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continued walking when they saw a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio said: “No sweat, it’s in the bag. This is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returned sobbing with tears in his eyes.
“What the heck happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?” asked Pinocchio.
Thunder Rodent Thighs cannot open her mouth without telling a lie and she lies about the most insignificant things like when she said she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. When she was born, Edmund Hillary was still an unknown beekeeper in New Zealand. Or when she landed under fire in Bosnia. Or that she wanted to join the Marines but she was too near-sighted She is totally incapable of telling the truth about anything. She belongs in jail for all the perjury she has committed over the years. The same goes for her hubby, the Hick from Hope. They’re both pathological liars. They’re both sociopaths. They’re both crooks. They’re both traitors. They’re both dooshbags. Any woman who thinks Cankles is a feminist and cares about women needs to have her head examined. She enabled her husband’s sexual harassment and tried to destroy any woman who came forward about being Sexually harassed by BJ. I dated a woman who was an Irish Catholic and thought Floater Kennedy was a great man. She’ll prolly vote for the PIAP. I know she voted for Obungler twice. Liberalism really is a mental disease.