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Live Long And Prosper

Spock just died. I would say living 83 years would be considered living long and I’m sure Leonard Nimoy made a lot of money playing Spock, so he did live long and he did prosper, both as an actor and a...

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AOTW 2-27-2015

Elite colleges and SAT scores. Toejam sent me this article about Asians and SAT scores. It turns out that points are awarded for different ethnic groups. Lee’s next slide shows three columns of numbers...

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Saturday Boobage 1-28-2015

Catfish sent me this one. They don’t have to be big to be nice.

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Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

Toejam sent me this one. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted: “Look at that dead bird!” An uninformed voter looked up at the sky and said…’Where?’

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Saturday Guitar 2-28-2015

Paul sent a guitar and Harp playing Mason William’s Classical Gas. IIRC Mason Williams was a writer and sometime performer on both the Smothers’ Brothers Show and the Glen Campbell Show.

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Sunday Metal 3-1-2015

Karl U. sent me some metal xylophones. Never was much for Kashmir but here is the real thing. Jimmy isn’t playing his Les Paul. The Ocean on the other hand, I did like.

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Monday Pun 3-2-2015

Today’s pun is from Ken. A Polack and a Czech saved their money and came to America for a grand vacation. After a few weeks of travel, they found themselves in Yellowstone National Park. Fascinated by...

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Clint Speaks

Ron sent me an email that attributes the following to Clint Eastwood. I doubt that he said it, but it is possible. Most of these internet quotes are not from the people they are attributed to. I’m sure...

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The Great Master Bathroom of Dunwoody Update

Today starts Week 6. Here is what has happened so far. Last Tuesday, a dude showed up to do the remainder of the plumbing. He finished the shower, which looks great. All we need is the shower doors and...

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Good Point

Ron sent me this about the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party making a big fuss about Scott Walker not having a college degree. Corinne Brown of Gradulate the Gata has a degree from Florida....

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Pat Condell On Rioting Mooslimes

Ron sent me this nice rant by one of the few sane people in the UK, Pat Condell. Why are rioting blacks like rioting Mooslimes? “How? By smashing up the towns they live in (Ferguson) egged on by...

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Norway Lowers Crime Rate 30%

Yep! That’s true. How did they do it? They deported Mooslimes. Stolen from here. Norway recently made the controversial decision to deport a large amount of Muslims with ties to radical groups. Despite...

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The Great Master Bathroom of Dunwoody Update

Getting the owner involved sure sped things up. All of the work that was done yesterday and today (with the exception of the shower doors) could have been done last week: installing the lighting,...

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Bibi Schools Bambi

Click on image to enlarge. Thanks to Rrddbb. The thing is, Obungler wants Iran to get nukes. He thinks that the only problem in the world is the United States. That’s why he spent much of his first...

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Why Keystone Is Not Being Built

Stole the following from Daily Pundit. Click on image to enlarge. Crony capitalism? Nah. Couldn’t be. What’s more, besides being cheaper, the pipeline would be much better for the environment, since...

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The project is finished! Wanna see some pictures? They’re not of the best quality since I took them last night with an old digital camera by bil gave me ten years ago. No, I don’t have a smart phone...

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Fan Mail

I’ve got this senile old coot fom British Columbia whose family keeps him locked up in an attic and every now and then lets him out to use a computer. He likes to send me emails like the following:...

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AOTW 3-6-2015

I was thinking of giving it to this bitch who body slammed an elderly woman over a handicapped parking space. A dispute over a handicapped parking space at a Walmart in Greenfield, Wisconsin last month...

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Saturday Boobage 3-7-2015

A blonde from Ray this week.

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Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

This one is from Joe. A young female uninformd voter is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home and finds...

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