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Dead Broke

Got it from Ron. Didja hear the latest bullshit to spew from the mouth of Thunder Rodent Thighs? She claimed that she and BJ were “dead broke” when they left the White House. JHFC! BJ was paid $400K...

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Baghdad Obumbler

A legend in his own mind. Toejam sent me this one.

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Unexpectedly

There’s that word again. Have you noticed that over the last six years when the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party writes about bad economic news they always seem to use the word unexpectedly?...

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24 6:00 PM To 7:00 PM

Preciouslies. Hubby tells Simone about evidence he’s hidden under the floor in their bedroom. Since they’re repeating this, it must have some significance in tonight’s episode. Simone kills her SIL and...

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Unexpected Again

There’s that word again. I’ve seen it twice this week. Every piece of bad economic news over the past six years from the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party is “unexpected” because gosh darn it...

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Food For Thought

George sent me this. People my age remember the uproar about a missing 18.5 minutes on a tape during the Nixon administration. Remember the uproar? But missing IRS e-mails? Ho hum. Media bias? What...

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What Difference Does It Make?

Make it out to Chris Stevens. Sent to me by Pres.

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Good Question

Another one from Pres. From class to crass. How far our county has sunk in 50 years. Of course I’m a racist for posting this and asking this question.

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Prophecy Fulfilled

Ron sent me this quote. “As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the...

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AOTW 6-20-2014

Let’s hear it for the IT dudes at the IRS who are trying to convince us that all of Lois Lerner’s emails have disappeared because her hard drive crashed. Yeah. Tell us another whopper. And isn’t it...

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Saturday Boobage 6-21-2014

Let’s see if I can find a girl to piss Toejam off. Yeah. She oughta do it. Click on image to enlarge. Thanks to st ine for sending me this one. I’ve told TJ he needs to get some psychiatric help for...

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Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

Ralph Gizzip sent me this one. A young female uninformed voter goes to her doctor’s office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs… A green spot on the inside of each. “They...

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Monday Pun 6-23-2014

Since I constantly hassle Toejam about his inordinate fear of a real woman’s boobage, I’ll be nice to him and use the pun he sent me today. One hot summer’s day, a North Carolina man was filling up his...

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Confused

AlphaDelta sent me this. They’ve been doing it for fifty years. Remember, LBJ said if they passed welfare blacks (except he said “niggers”) would be voting Dimocrat for the next 200 years. Only 150...

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$300 Bottle Of Wine

Have any of y’all ever enjoyed a $300 bottle of wine? Well, this SRF has and it came from my own wine cellar. I have been buying Bordeaux futures from my friend Michael, the senior wine buyer for...

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Ron On Leadership

Didn’t sleep well last night and the Muse is mute, so here’s a little screed from Ron on leadership (or lack thereof). Leadership . . . a combination of understanding the situation, developing a viable...

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24 7:00 PM To 8:00 PM

Previouslies: Adrian tells IBM Manager that he has to wax Jordan since Adrian is just a middleman and IBM Manager has been paid very well for what he has done. “Sort it out.” Jordan gets shot and falls...

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Dead Broke

My buddy Pres sent me this one. Yeah, Thunder Rodent Thighs and BJ were dead broke when they left the White House. They were so broke they were only able to buy two mansions. I don’t think anything...

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More Unexpected News

More bad economic news. The U.S. economy contracted at a much steeper pace than previously estimated in the first quarter, but there are indications that growth has since rebounded strongly. Yannow...

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A Clarification

Thunder Rodent Thighs clarifies her “dead broke” statement. Thanks to my friend Pres. Another blogger made the statement the other day that the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party is sweeping TRT...

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