Fun With Strings
Ron sent me this one. When the piano player shifted from Vivaldi to Mozart, the sonata she was playing was a sonata my class piano teacher said was a good example of why you needed to learn scales.
View ArticleWhat Hope And Change Has Wrought
What hath Obungler brought to this country? Higher taxes and more poverty. The median income of American households dropped by $2,627 during President Barack Obama’s first term — and the number of...
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Priorities
Toejam sent me this one. And this one. And one more. Welcome to the police state. Thanks to Horrible Harry and Obungler.
View ArticleTax Day
Pay your masters today. For those of you getting money back, you do realize that you just gave the gummint an interest free loan dontcha? If everyone had to sit down and write the gummint a check on...
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News You Can Use
Sandy sent me this bit of trivia. Every day this week is a palindrome.
View ArticleIllegal Immigration Analogy
Ron C.(not the regular Ron) sent me this blurb allegedly written by Governor Jan Brewer in response to the Phoenix Suns owner’s opposition to Arizona’s illegal immigration law. “What if the owners of...
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Ron On Horrible Harry Greed
I’m in a rather foul mood today. I feel like the crabby old bastard yelling at the kids to get off his freakin’ lawn. I always wondered what caused crabby old men to get the way they were. Now I know....
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If Obungler Had A Son
Ron C has been sending me some of these that he has created. Here’s one of ‘em. I don’t wanna hear any bullshit about respecting the office of president. I’ll do that when the holder of that office...
View ArticleKids And Accidents
From an email Toejam sent me. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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AOTW 4-18-2014
First we have a white hating asshole. “Every year, from this stage and at this time, you have heard me say that, if in decades ahead, we are as white as we are today, we will have failed as...
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Happy Easter
My yearly Easter post. So which do you prefer to eat first, the butt or the ears?
View ArticleMonday Pun 4-21-2014
Russ sent me this late Easter pun. A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves. “What are you doing in there?” She asked. The rabbit replied: “This is a Westinghouse,...
View ArticleThe State Of Journalism Today
Jay Carney, Obungler’s sock puppet spokesman, said that the toughest interview his boss had in 2012 was with Jon Stewart. That speaks volumes about the state of “journalism” today, and it should be all...
View ArticleMore Money Down The Drain
Michael sent me this story that was also in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. WASHINGTON (AP) — Biofuels made from the leftovers of harvested corn plants are worse than gasoline for...
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More Room For Passengers
Toejam sent me this cartoon about the dude who stowed away in a wheel well. Don’t give them any ideas.
View ArticleToday’s Raciss Post
David sent me this one. Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) Just a different name for affirmative action. Dude! You got a muscle on your body called the Achilles tendon. And then he follows it up by...
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More Schadenfreude
Jim sent me this one. I remember posting a story a few months back about some California libtard who said, “Of course I think everyone should have healthcare. I just didn’t realize that I would have to...
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