Happy Birthday Shirley!
Today is my cousin Shirley’s 90th birthday. She is a cousin by marriage since she married my first cousin once removed, Russell, who also is my godfather. Russ passed away a few years ago as did his...
View ArticleRon On Thunder Rodent Thighs
Ron wrote a quick little post on Cankles with comments from me in italics. . Year-and-a-half still to go, and already I’m sick and tired of hearing about HC. Hillary Clinton has never run a town, city,...
View ArticleDiversity (All Hail Diversity!) President
Saw this over at Daily Pundit. Surprise! More Prefer Gay President That Evangelical Christian President Here’s a weird idea. Instead of voting for a president based on Diversity (All Hail Diversity!),...
View ArticlePresidential Library
Didja hear the news? Obungler is gonna build his presidential library on Chicago’s South Side. Right. Put a library somewhere where most of the populace can’t read. And just think, you can get mugged...
View ArticleDriving That Train…
…high on Cocaine Casey Jones, you better watch your speed. – The Grateful Dead. Didja hear that the engineer of the Amtrak train was driving 100 MPH in a 50 MPH zone? Who did he think he was, Casey...
View ArticleToday’s WTF?
Toejam sent me this story. It just got surreal. George Washington University Law School Professor John Banzhaf filed a human rights complaint to the D.C. Office of Human Rights against Catholic...
View Article30 Years Ago
Yes. Today marks my 30th year in Atlanta. I started work here in IBM hardware education on May 16th 1985. Back in early May, I flew down from St. Louis to interview for a job in education. When I...
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AOTW 5-15-2015
Make it stop! Make it stop! The assholiness, it hurts! Wow! So many assholes, so little time. Didja hear that Sandra Fluke was back? This is really asshattery and nutbagery to go along with...
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Saturday Boobage 5-16-2015
I think Toejam has bought a new computer so I’m posting this pic Catfish sent me just for him. Click on image to enlarge.
View ArticleSaturday Uninformed Voter Joke
Another one from Roman. A police officer stops an uninformed voter for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act...
View ArticleRIP B.B. King
Another giant gone. A great blues guitarist. I saw him once in the early 70′s. I took this babe to see Rare Earth and King was the warmup act. She asked me who B.B. King was. “What? You never heard of...
View ArticleSaturday Guitar
Here’s a little Mozart. When I was in Class Piano learning scales, our teacher, Mrs. Dees, sat down at the piano and said, “This is one of the reasons we learn scales and played the first few measures...
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The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree
Just like Cynthia McCommie learned her hatred of Jews from her daddy, Billy McKinney (he went on TV right before she lost the election saying the reason she was losing “was Jews, J E W S, Jews.”),...
View ArticleA Streetcar Named Denial
As I was perusing the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation I cam across the following article about this colossal waste of money for a trip back to the early 20th Century. Alas, only subscribers to the AJC...
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Lottery Winners
Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade channeled his inner Gephardt the other day when he talked about “lottery winners” AKA “the rich” being “asked” AKA demanded to pay their “fair share” AKA more and more of...
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Baltimore Explained
This has been sent to me by many readers. Click on images to enlarge. Makes perfect sense to me.
View ArticleI Feel The Same Way
Although I’m still capable of writing some excellent rants, when I go back and read some of my stuff when I first started this blog, I seem to have mellowed. Maybe because I’ve gotten older. Maybe...
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