Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke
This one comes from Randy. An uninformed voter is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two weeks later, there’s still no...
View ArticleMonday Pun 8-5-2013
Toejam sent me this one. Su Wong married Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs had a new baby. The nurse brought out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy....
View ArticleGun Show Sign
Casey sent me this gun show sign. As always, click on the image to make it larger. Wouldn’t surprise me if it were Photoshopped, but I have to agree with the sentiment. Obungler voters are too freakin’...
View ArticleJoke Of The Day
This one is from Woody. I was in Ft. Myers, Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: “I miss Detroit”. So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the...
View ArticleGood News Story Of The Day
This story was sent to me by Mr. Rogers. Infamous hoaxster Tawana Brawley — whose outrageous rape lie 25 years ago inflamed racial tensions nationwide — yesterday was finally slapped with a court order...
View ArticleRap Is Rock?
WTF? Rap “music” is rock and roll? When did that happen? The reason I ask is that rapper Jay Z, whoever he is, wants Obungler to induct him into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Jay Z would want...
View ArticleA Modern Fairy Tale
By Ron. Who else could write this well? One day Barry the Magic Muslim decided to visit his old friend Vacuous Nancy, the brain-damaged ex-hippy, in her make-believe cottage on the shores of Bottomless...
View ArticlePat Condell On Libtard Students
The incomparable Pat Condell takes time off from telling the truth about Mooslimes to telling the truth about young know-it-all leftist students. Just like here in the States, libtard students bray...
View ArticleWhite Teens Beat Up Black Kid
Stop the presses! Call up Eric Holder and Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade! We have another hate crime. What? It was black “boys” beating up a white kid? Never mind! Nothing to see here. Move along. I’m just...
View ArticleThe “Reverends” Speak
Sent to me by John D. I’ve often wondered, where are their churches? What kind of reverends are they? Are they members of the Race Bait Church? Or is it the Church of Extortion? Both of these men have...
View ArticleDiscussion On Race
Sent to me. by John D. So Eric Holder wants a discussion on race? No. What he means by “discussion” is we listen to him tell us how racist we are. Here’s a discussion topic. Which one of these folks...
View ArticleQuote Of The Day
It was in this article that I found via The Blogmocracy. Sorry, but only in Obama-supporter circles could you have a Huma and an Alma being cheated on by a Weiner and a Colin. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...
View ArticleWeird Letters
So as I was reading the Atlata Urinal and Constipatiuon Wednesday morning I came across these two weird letters. African-Americans in our culture have been let down by government at all levels for so...
View ArticleA British Racist
We have another Brit like Pat Condell. I’m just as racist as this guy. Tom sent me this.
View ArticleBlind But Still Half White
Another song rewritten by Ron. Sung to the tune of Blinded by the Light. Blind but still half white, pumped up like a douchebag by the left wing overnight Blind but still half white, pumped up like a...
View ArticleGeographically Challenged
Who said the following? “If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf – places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida – if we don’t do that, those ships are...
View ArticleObummercare Lies
Congrats Obungler voters. You are getting screwed. And you did it to yourselves. We tried to tell you. I can understand voting for Hope and Change, but being stupid enough to reelect this asshole was...
View ArticleAOTW 8-9-2013
Another week of nonstop assholiness. Where to begin? Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade once again displays why he needs to use a TelePrompTer when he said that Charleston, South Carolina, Savannah, Georgia,...
View ArticleSaturday Boobage 8-10-2013
Neil sent me this one. She’s a twofer. She’s a megababe and she’ll piss off Toejam since she has a woman’s aureoles and not little boy ones.
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