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Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

This one comes from Randy. An uninformed voter is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. His wife suggests he take out an ad in the newspaper, which he does. But two weeks later, there’s still no...

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Monday Pun 8-5-2013

Toejam sent me this one. Su Wong married Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs had a new baby. The nurse brought out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy....

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Gun Show Sign

Casey sent me this gun show sign. As always, click on the image to make it larger. Wouldn’t surprise me if it were Photoshopped, but I have to agree with the sentiment. Obungler voters are too freakin’...

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Joke Of The Day

This one is from Woody. I was in Ft. Myers, Florida the other day and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: “I miss Detroit”. So, I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the...

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Good News Story Of The Day

This story was sent to me by Mr. Rogers. Infamous hoaxster Tawana Brawley — whose outrageous rape lie 25 years ago inflamed racial tensions nationwide — yesterday was finally slapped with a court order...

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Rap Is Rock?

WTF? Rap “music” is rock and roll? When did that happen? The reason I ask is that rapper Jay Z, whoever he is, wants Obungler to induct him into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Jay Z would want...

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A Modern Fairy Tale

By Ron. Who else could write this well? One day Barry the Magic Muslim decided to visit his old friend Vacuous Nancy, the brain-damaged ex-hippy, in her make-believe cottage on the shores of Bottomless...

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Pat Condell On Libtard Students

The incomparable Pat Condell takes time off from telling the truth about Mooslimes to telling the truth about young know-it-all leftist students. Just like here in the States, libtard students bray...

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White Teens Beat Up Black Kid

Stop the presses! Call up Eric Holder and Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade! We have another hate crime. What? It was black “boys” beating up a white kid? Never mind! Nothing to see here. Move along. I’m just...

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The “Reverends” Speak

Sent to me by John D. I’ve often wondered, where are their churches? What kind of reverends are they? Are they members of the Race Bait Church? Or is it the Church of Extortion? Both of these men have...

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Discussion On Race

Sent to me. by John D. So Eric Holder wants a discussion on race? No. What he means by “discussion” is we listen to him tell us how racist we are. Here’s a discussion topic. Which one of these folks...

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Quote Of The Day

It was in this article that I found via The Blogmocracy. Sorry, but only in Obama-supporter circles could you have a Huma and an Alma being cheated on by a Weiner and a Colin. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...

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Weird Letters

So as I was reading the Atlata Urinal and Constipatiuon Wednesday morning I came across these two weird letters. African-Americans in our culture have been let down by government at all levels for so...

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A British Racist

We have another Brit like Pat Condell. I’m just as racist as this guy. Tom sent me this.

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Interns Wanted

Toejam said this was seen in New York City.

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Blind But Still Half White

Another song rewritten by Ron. Sung to the tune of Blinded by the Light. Blind but still half white, pumped up like a douchebag by the left wing overnight Blind but still half white, pumped up like a...

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Geographically Challenged

Who said the following? “If we don’t deepen our ports all along the Gulf – places like Charleston, South Carolina, or Savannah, Georgia, or Jacksonville, Florida – if we don’t do that, those ships are...

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Obummercare Lies

Congrats Obungler voters. You are getting screwed. And you did it to yourselves. We tried to tell you. I can understand voting for Hope and Change, but being stupid enough to reelect this asshole was...

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AOTW 8-9-2013

Another week of nonstop assholiness. Where to begin? Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade once again displays why he needs to use a TelePrompTer when he said that Charleston, South Carolina, Savannah, Georgia,...

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Saturday Boobage 8-10-2013

Neil sent me this one. She’s a twofer. She’s a megababe and she’ll piss off Toejam since she has a woman’s aureoles and not little boy ones.

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