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Another Obungler Son In Action

Toejam sent me this story about another one of Obumbler’s sons. SCRANTON — A 16 year old is locked up on murder charges for the shooting death of a cab driver in Scranton. This dude is younger than St....

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24 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM

Previouslies. Short synopsis of what’s happening. We get to see the convoy blown up again and get reintroduced to all of the characters. And we’re off. Head Jarhead tells Kate that he’s gonna send a...

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Great Observation

Toejam sent me this.

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I Love Happy Endings

My friend Pres sent me this heartwarming story with a happy ending. A New York man is dead after he tried to carjack a man who turned out to be an armed retired NYPD officer. According to reports,...

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Today’s Racist Post

Howza ‘Bout this story about a fun filled high school graduation. Thanks to many of my readers who sent me this story. TOWSON, Md. (WJZ) — Randallstown High School students dressed in cap and...

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AOTW 5-30-2014

As usual, there was a lot of assholiness going on this week. Some black dude with a funny name thinks we should have to pay reparations to black people and the way to do it is to print money. After...

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Saturday Boobage 5-31-2014

It is summer so it’s time to hit the beach. Click on image to enlarge. If you look very carefully you will see a boat in the background. Thanks to Jon for sending me this one.

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Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

An old, blind Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the...

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Saturday Guitar

Ana Vidovic plays a beautiful composition and denonsrates a good example of tremolo.

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Sunday Metal 6-1-2014

Howza ’bout some Jackyl?

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Monday Pun 6-2-2014

This one is from Richard, which reminds me that I need to get in touch with him to get together. I haven’t talked to him in ages. Centuries ago, a show traveled throughout Europe. It was famous for its...

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More Obungler Kidz In Action

One of the dumbest liberal progressive rat bastard commie ideas is a bike share program. Yannow, when you ride a bike to somewhere and leave it for another person to ride somewhere else. Anyone with a...

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Competence

Many readers have sent me this one.

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Double Standards

Heironymus sent me this one. Click on image to enlarge. To be fair, if Dimocrats didn’t have double standards, they wouldn’t have any standards at all. Did you hear Obungler talking about the release...

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Time To Retire Greg!

I was channel surfing last night and I came across a 40th reunion concert for Emerson, Lake, and Palmer. OMFG! Keith Emerson was still good on keyboards, though on one of the songs he played too loudly...

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Unintended Consequences

Or maybe it should be another failing liberal progressive rat bastard commie program. What am I referring to? Hiking the minimum wage to $15 an hour. How’s it working out in SeaTac? The Emerald City...

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Twit Of The Day

Rita sent me this amusing story. about a booger eatin’ moh-ron in Austin Texas. “I’m at the breaking point,” said Gretchen Gardner, an Austin artist who bought a 1930s bungalow in the Bouldin...

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Definition

Swiftboating – When fellow military personnel tell the truth about a scumbag they served with. Example: The sailors who served with Flipper telling the truth about his “exploits” in Viet Nam. Another...

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Hate Speech?

Many readers have sent me this story. Following takeoff from Nashville Sunday afternoon, a United Airlines passenger warned a fellow flyer that, “I kill white people like you” when she was asked to...

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How True!

. Click on image to enlarge. I just hope Obungler is an anomaly and we don’t elect anyone like him again, but I fear I am wrong and … we’re doomed!

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