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Silver Linings

Let’s look on the bright side of the Kung Flu pandemic. It’s pushed global warmening and the Gretard out of the news. Poor Gretard. In trying to stay relevant she announced that she had the Kung Flu...

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Mad As Hell

This is one of those emails that ask you to send to to pass it on so I’m doing my part by posting it. From my friend Pres. I’ve seen that on quite a few posts and on many news stations. It’s a thinly...

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Ronsday – Weekly Rant

Ron rants. Tried to go for a bike ride this mornin. Mother Nature broke all the gummint’s rules ‘bout facemasks and social distancing . . . and spit on my head. Not ‘zackly what I had in mind for...

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Let My People Go

It’s time to end this ridiculous lockdown. We have crippled our economy. Most of the Kung Flu cases have occurred in big cities like New York, Chicongo, and Detoilet. There was no reason to lock down...

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AOTW 5-1-2020

I’m giving it to Mayor Wilhelm of New York who fired up his inner Nazi when he warned the Jews to stay home. My message to the Jewish community, and all communities, is this simple: the time for...

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Saturday Boobage 5-2-2020

A redhead from Russ.

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Saturday Scarlatti

His ninth sonata. Those people coughing need to be dragged out of the auditorium and shot. Now on harpsichord.

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Sunday Metal 5-3-2020

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Monday Pun 5-4-2020

From Ray.

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Exercise In Futility

The African dyke mayor of Chicongo has decreed that they are gonna crack down on large parties in Chicongo, yannow like the ones they had a week ago. One of them even had a big-assed bottomless...

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Cinco De Mayo

Or as Obungler calls it, Cinco de Quatro. Yep, the smartest and bestest president we ever had called it Cinco de Quatro. Well, another phony American holiday down the drain. We lost St. Pat’s. We lost...

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Ronsday – WooHoo Flu And Gummint Overreach

Ron rants. So . . . where are all those hundreds of thousands of deaths, close to millions, we were supposed to see from this WooHoo Flu by this time already? Could Fauci have been wrong? Hardly . . ....

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More Global Warming News

Quick! Call the Gretard. We have some global warmening news. A May snowstorm is in the making for this weekend, and it could bring historic snow totals to parts of the interior Northeast and New...

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AOTW 5-8-2020

Didja hear about the judge in Texas who threw a salon owner in jail and fined her $7000 by having the gall to defy an order for local businesses to stay closed? Here he is. Of course he’s a Dimocrat. A...

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Saturday Boobage 5-9-2020

From Casey.

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Happy Mother’s Day

I post this every year. This is the picture I write about in the post. My mother is the little blonde girl sitting on her mother’s lap. The boy is my Uncle Robert (AKA Uncle Pump because he got a...

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Monday Pun 5-11-2020

From Pres.

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Weekend In Columbia

I drove over to Columbia South Carolina Saturday to spend Mother’s Day with my sister. One nice thing about the Kung Flu is that the roads aren’t crowded. After hitting I-20 I was able to set the...

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Lemon Pickers Needed

Mike sent me this one. “Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the newspaper. Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not...

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Ronsday – State Of The Nation

Ron enlightens us. Walkin around in the gusty pre-dawn winds this morning, I let my mind ponder where we is, where we’s goin, and who be responsible for it. First, I b’lieve we’re headed for a cycle of...

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