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More Of Obungler “Sons” In Action

What kind of people would rob a dying woman? It happened in Wichita Kansas in a drive through at a Taco Bell. Thanks to Ronald for pointing me to this story. Danielle Zimmerman, 43, suffered a brain...

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Key Birds

I saw a couple of Key birds yesterday. You can always tell them from their bird call, “Key, key, key, keyrist it’s cold!” And then, there’s the Ohno bird. It’s a bird with two inch legs and three inch...

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Perfect Home For Liberals

Toejam sent me this email. Click on image to enlarge. Most felons, when given the vote, vote for Dimocrats so they are kindred spirits.

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20 Trillion Dollars!

As I was riding around today, I heard a figure on the radio. Since the beginning of LBJ’s Great Fucking Society, we have spent over $20 trillion in the War on Poverty. What do we have to show for it?...

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2014 Monoski Camp Trip Day 1

St. Peters, Missouri Dude! Where is St. Peters? It’s west of St. Louis on I-70 not too far from where I-70 crosses the Missouri River. It was in the 40′s when I left Atlanta and the sun was shining....

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Pope Albert’s Latest Selfie

Ric sent me this one. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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AOTW 1-10-2014

One of the dumbest people in Congress, Sheila “Is the Mars Rover anywhere near the flag the astronauts planted?” Jackson Lee wants to change the word “welfare” to “Transitional Living Fund”. (Thanks to...

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RIP Bo

Bo Didley just died. 79 years old. RIP Bo. Update: He died in 2008. I just saw it on Daily Pundit and thought it just happened.

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2014 Monoski Camp Trip Day 2

Manhattan Kansas. I love these short days! I only had to drive about 350 miles today. On the downside, the weather was miserable. It was in the high 30′s and low 40′s and rained/drizzled on and off the...

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Saturday Boobage 1-11-2014

Some 2nd Amendment boobage from David. Toejam will definitely love her man nips. Click on image to enlarge.

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2014 Monoski Camp Trip Day 3

Denver Colorado Yesterday the weather was miserable. Today it was beautiful. Blue skies all the way. Great day for a drive. East of Manhattan I-70 was crawling with cops. West of Manhattan I only saw...

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2014 Monoski Camp Trip Day 4

Snowmass Village Colorado Made it! And I’m the only crip who did. I’ve had some anxiety attacks on this trip. Before I even left, I had one. I’m not getting any younger. As it was, the first three days...

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Priorities

Toejam sent me this. Thunder Rodent Thighs is a Dimocrat. Dimocrats good. Khristy Kreme is a Republican. Republicans bad. Any questions? If you ever had any doubt that the LSM is the propaganda arm of...

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Monday Pun 1-13-2014

From Richard. Smitty was a heating and cooling technician. His assistant was a small chimpanzee he had trained to do all the duct work. The chimp had no fear of heights or confined spaces, and besides,...

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2014 Monoski Camp Day 5

Snowmass Village, Colorado I woke up this morning about 5:30 with an anxiety attack. Don’t know where these are coming from. Maybe it’s the methadone I take for my pain. When we set up my ski this...

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2014 Monoski Camp Trip Day 6

Snowmass Village Colorado Another good day with the exception of being stopped on a chairlift for ten minutes in a nice cold wind. Got to ski with my buddy Scottish Tom in the afternoon. More tomorrow.

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2014 Monoski Camp Trip Day 7

Snowmass Village Colorado So I woke up this morning feeling kinda blah. I don’t want to go skiing. Put on all of those clothes and bomb down the mountain. Ugh! Fortunately, I came to my senses and had...

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2014 Monoski Camp Trip Day 8

Snowmass Village Colorado Wow! Today was even better than yesterday. Everything finally clicked. It’s only taken twelve years. I bombed down the mountain today! First thing in the morning we did some...

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2014 Monoski Camp Trip Day 9

Hays Kansas I’m still stoked about yesterday! What a wonderful 4 days of skiing this week was. I’m already looking forward to next year. Got up early to get an early start. I was all packed up and...

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Saturday Boobage 1-18-2014

Marty knows how much I like black hair. As always, click on image for a larger view.

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