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He’s Got A Point

Liberal Homophobe Alec Baldwin is pissed. On Tuesday, hours after he was reportedly fired from MSNBC for an off-set anti-gay rant, Alec Baldwin lashed out at the network for terminating him while not...

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A Myth, Coverup, Or Denial?

USA Today is in denial. Thanks to Michael for sending this to me. Some news organizations are refuting the existence of an alleged phenomenon known as the “knockout game” that has been the subject of...

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Thanksgiving Boobage

AlphaDelta sent me some boobage that is perfect for Thanksgiving so y’all get a bonus this week. Remember this when I neglect to post Saturday Boobage. Toejam is sure to like this one since she has man...

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A Thanksgiving Poem

From Ron, of course. The stuffing was spicy. The turkey was plump. In those instant potatoes We found not one lump. The creamed corn was delish. The yams were so sweet. The ham was quite tasty....

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Saturday Boobage 11-30-2013

Yet another one from Marty. As always, click on image to enlarge. The image! Enlarge the image!

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Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

Gregory sent me this one. A guy took his uninformed voter girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it....

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Saturday Guitar

I love this lady! Not only is she a good guitarist, but she’s really nice to look at and she always seems to be really into what she’s playing.

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Sunday Metal 12-1-2013

One of the things that I really like about Def Leoppard is that when their drummer lost an arm, they didn’t find a replacement for him. They waited until he figgered out how to play drums with a...

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Monday Pun 12-2-1013

This one is from Richard. An elderly woman was walking home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day. When she saw Nathan Hale’s Used Cars, she decided to stop and look...

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Obummercare “Success” Story

As I was reading the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation, on Saturday, I came across this story. Sometimes the grass is blue on the other side of the fence. Unfortunately, the rest of the story is for the...

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Name That Race

76-year-old woman killed in attempted robbery. “She fought. She was a fighter. She shot him,” the victim’s brother, Ronnie Lollis, told local news. Dorothy Hendrix returned home at about 1am when two...

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Quick History Lesson

Ron sent me this one. Click on image to enlarge. And while we’re at it. Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW lied when he said his father voted for the Civil Rights Act...

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No Security

More Obummercare news. Thanks to Michael for the link to the story. It could take a year to secure the risk of “high exposures” of personal information on the federal Obamacare online exchange, a...

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Good Idea

Catfish sent me this one. Yannow, I always thought that the Clintons were amazing. I mean, they are the smartest people in the world, but when it came to testifying under oath, they couldn’t remember a...

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Obungler Veterinary Act

“And it you like your testicles, you can keep your testicles. Period!” Sent to me by Pres.

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Smart Diplomacy

Ron sent me this little blurb on Flipper’s and Obungler’s “success” in Iran or as he labels it Barry & Kerry negotiate, and here’s the result: Iran gets: $3 Billion in sanction held cash released...

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Let The Porn Dudes Do It

Ron sent me this story. The technological failures of Healthcare.gov highlight the lack of technological expertise in the federal government. All the best programmers go to Apple, Google or Facebook....

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Photo Of The Day

Shamelessly stolen from Rich Galen. To all of you Obungler supporters who elected and reelected this disaster and who are now losing your health insurance and/or seeing your premiums skyrocketing,...

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The Last Laugh

Don Surber sez it was Sarah Palin (item 4) with a “shit-eating grin” about the news that Martin Bashir got fired resigned from MSNBC over his comments that people should shit and pee in Palin’s mouth....

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Fun In New Zealand

Toejam sent me this one. I originally thought it was a bunch of Irish dudes, but I have been informed that it’s actually Kiwis.

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