James sent me this one.
Al Gator was slipping. He was losing his drive, his desire to catch prey. His friends insisted he go and see the vet.
“What’s the problem?” the vet asked.
Al told him of his plight.
“Here, take these pills. They’ll help.”
“What are they?”
“They’re sort of like Cialis. They’ll give you back your drive.”
“What’s wrong with me? What do I have?”
“What you have is…
reptile dysfunction.”
“But, I need to explain one side effect. You may start dreaming of installing twin bathtubs on your patio.”
Yeah. What’s with those twin bathtubs in the Cialis commercial?