My sister told me about this yesterday.
The NFL is throwing a flag on use of the N-word.
WTF?
In a groundbreaking move, the league is expected to agree to start penalizing players 15 yards for uttering the racial slur on the field, according to the group that monitors diversity in the league.
Speaking of Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) I have a bone to pick with the NFL. There is not enough Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) since there are not enough white people playing. Blacks are over-represented. Funny how it doesn’t work the other way isn’t it?
John Wooten, chairman of the Fritz Pollard Alliance, said the rule will likely be adopted by the NFL competition committee at March’s owners meetings.
They’re gonna need to expand the rosters since all of the black players will be gone by the end of the first half and the only players left will be slow white dudes. Goodbye Seattle defense. Richard Sherman call your agent.
Yannow what’s gonna happen dontcha? The NAACP and the usual suspects, Jesse Jackson, Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson Sharpton, Eric “My People” Holder, and Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade will get involved. Since it’s only the black players who use the word “nigger”, they’ll be the only ones penalized and thrown out of games, so this rule is obviously raaaaaaacist. I can just see Obungler, “If I had a son in the NFL he would be calling other blacks the N-word.”
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hope they pass this rule. This will make the NFL fun to watch. The team with the most white players will now have an advantage.