This is from my friend Pres who is just as much a sicko as I am. We go way back. We served together on the USS Iredell County (LST-839) in the late 60’s.
Counseling At It’s Best
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a cliff, about to jump off.
An old homeless bloke who was wandering by stopped and said,”Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes, and it won’t matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?”
She screamed, “NO! Bugger off you filthy old bastard!”
He shrugged and turned away saying, “Okay then, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.”
She didn’t jump.
Counseling can work!!!