Ron’s rant.
Let’s take a walk through the People’s Republic of Murka in the time of Life After Trump. First, although some of the inhabitants speak a somewhat recognizable patois of English in addition to westernized Spanish, we’ll need a translation guide for some terms and conditions we’ll definitely run into:
Democratic socialism = socialism
Toxic masculinity = straight white male
Political correctness = controlling people’s speech
Assault weapon = any firearm
Identify as = pretending to be
Pro-choice = legalized murder
Undocumented = illegal, a new voter who speaks only Spanish
News reporting = liberal talking points
Current affairs analysis = Orange man bad
Climate change = tax scam
Inequality = a worker makes more than a welfare beneficiary
Racist, Fascist, Nazi = anyone who disagrees with a liberal
We’ll also need some information to understand the mindset of people we might encounter. Here are some hints:
All conflict and trouble are directly attributable to being Caucasian. It’s perfectly understandable for a black man to say he’s proud of being black, for an Asian to be proud to be Asian, for an Arab to be proud of being Muslim, but for Caucasians to be proud of being white is racist. Also racist are such archaic beliefs as being Christian, wanting defendable borders, and proper I.D. for voting.
In retail stores and malls, the only people carrying firearms will be mass shooters. Bibles are forbidden in schools, but drag-queen story time is a cultural curriculum requirement. Children are encouraged to proclaim themselves gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, asexual, or any combination thereof depending upon how they feel at the moment.
You’ll pick up on the rest of the customs in time. After a while, it’ll be like living in an rehabilitation institution run by the inmates. So . . . how do we get there?
Life after trump . . . that land of fable and promise where unicorns roam, the rain falls only between 2630 and 0390, TinkerBelles in tights and tiaras sprinkle pixie dust on the fatties and everything is free.
You’ve slipped through a tear in the space/time/reality fabric and come to a place where Dems have convinced themselves that life would be all beer and skittles if only Donald John Trump were forced from office and a socialist-leaning career politician took the helm.
Sometime in the distant past, Murkans got the notion in their heads that “everything will be great and we can return to ‘normal’ when our candidate wins the next election.” Billions of dollars were spent campaigning for, propagandizing for, and paying for the votes of entitlement-dependent sponges, groupies, and snowflakes.
Then one time the people in Flyover Country rebelled and said, “ENOUGH!” to bidness as uzyall. They elected a non-politician who couldn’t be bought, intimidated, embarrassed, or out-chutzpahed. But, then the libs got a House majority in the following mid-terms. So let’s look at what they accomplished with their resumption of power.
Infrastructure? No. Immigration reform? No. Health-care reform? No. Border security? No. Anything useful? No. Doing the work for the people that they were sent to D.C. to do? No.
Mueller didn’t fix anything. “Impeach fo’ty fah!!” hasn’t fixed anything. Pelosi hasn’t fixed anything. Socialism won’t fix anything. Omar isn’t even an American in any real sense of the term. AOC doesn’t know HOW to fix anything – primarily ‘cause she doesn’t know how things work. Harris is a hypocrite, Beto is a joke, Biden is a tool, and Sanders is a fool.
Warren is dangerous and very apt to generate the all-powerful revenge-for-Hillary vagina-vote tsunami. Reality is that she has about as much potential for running the place as I have for constructing a working Maserati out of Leggos. In fact, most of the Dem candidates’ memories are so bad that they could successfully plan their own surprise parties. The only things they can remember are the 5th Amendment safeguard from self-incrimination, borders are racist, and Orange Man bad.
The pendulum will swing, either a year from now in the genelec or 4 years after that when DJT is termed out. The GOP doesn’t have a clue how to win an election. Trump’s was a fluke – and he didn’t so much WIN it as the Dems LOST it with a congenital-liar, career-felon, potty-mouthed, alcoholic, hypocrite candidate.
Eventually, either Jan 2021 or Jan 2025, we’ll get a liberal of some sort in the Oval Office who’ll begin immediately reversing or cancelling or revising everything Trump has accomplished in the areas of national defense, border security, immigration reform, tax reform, industry revitalization, and unreliable media “reporting.”
The economy will slump from natural causes sooner or later, and parasites, loafers, criminals, aliens, even the voting dead will bring majorities to both houses of Congress and the new PotUS will begin replacing Trump-appointed magistrates on trumped-up charges to restore leftist bias to the judicial system.
Life after Trump will not be safer, wealthier, cleaner, purer, or happier simply because that pendulum went from one extreme to the other. We need look no further than the left coast to see strong proof of that – highest level of homeless in the nation, highest levels of taxes, highest levels of restrictions on personal choice, highest disparities between workers and elites, and highest levels of human waste on city streets.
Ben was spot on with his doubt that we’d be able to keep the republic intact.