With the Fake News Media out to get Creepy Uncle Joe and Horizonal Harris fading it looks like the Fake News Media is pinning their hopes on Chief Sitting Bullshit. CSB is asking Thunder Rodent Thighs for advice.
Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren is seeking expert advice on how to defeat the remaining 2020 Democratic presidential nominees and, according to NBC News, she’s turned to failed 2016 nominee Hillary Clinton for advice.
She coulda just read her book.
Earlier reports indicated that Clinton, determined to re-litigate her 2016 defeat at the hands of then-New York real estate investor Donald Trump, had been reaching out to a potential 2020 candidates, offering her sage advice (though it’s not entirely clear she’s come to terms with precisely why she lost the contest herself). A handful of candidates reportedly took her up on her offer to chat, but Warren has, NBC says, kept an open line.
So one old hag is looking to another old hag for advice.
We dodged a bullet with Crooked Cankles. Can you imagine four years of that annoying voice lecturing us on how deplorable we are? Now imagine four years of CSB, with an even more annoying voice, doing the the same thing.
CSB is the annoying mother-in-law who hates your guts.
She’s the elementary school teacher that you hated.
I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who’s married to her. He has to be a pussy whipped soyboy.
She has promised to destroy the economy on her first day in office by banning fracking on public lands and banning offshore drilling. Fracking is what has made us the number one energy producing country in the world. Drill baby drill worked but that doesn’t stop CSB and all the Dimocrats from going after the oil companies.
Yannow, after she destroys the economy she’ll blame it on us deplorables while lecturing us in her annoyingt voice about how it’s all our fault.
She’ll go after our straws and cheeseburgers. She’ll go after our cars. It will be in the name of the Church of AGW. Gotta save the planet.
Of course, she’ll go after our guns. The hell with that pesky Second Amendment.
And she’ll constantly harangue us in that annoying voice. Think of four years of having to listening to that annoying voice over and over again.
Eeeeewwww! Make it stop!