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Ronsday – All Purpose Rant

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Ron rants.

I got nuttin to say, really, but I’m gonna say sumpin anyway. Can’t just sit here drinkin coffee and eatin a toasted bagel with strawberry jam and remain silent. Not in my nature. So . . . that outta the way –

The great media coup to bring down a PotUS looks more like media foxpaws. In their gleefully choreographed collusion delusion to negate the results of a general election they couldn’t imagine happening in the first place, they’ve set themselves up as bloody fools, and all for a greedy, boozy, frumpy criminal named Hillary.

Makes ya wonder how Schiff and McCabe and Brennan and Nadler and the rest are any different from Juicy Smellitt.

I wonder . . . if a million Russians sneaked across our northern border so that they could vote for Trump, would that qualify as a crisis?

I believe that the people who perpetrated and promulgated the “Hands-Up/Don’t-Shoot,” the Dossier which triggered the FISA warrant to set up the “Trump’s a Russian Agent” red herring, the “Brett Kavanaugh was the leader of a secret gang-rape gang,” and “the Covington kids assaulted a heroic Vietnam vet” should be skinned, tarred and feathered, staked out on fireant mounds, and eaten by javelinas.

Really kinda weird . . . that the Electoral College was fine and dandy for 240 years until Hillary, who said anyone who can’t accept the results of an election is a traitor, lost one again and can’t accept that reality. Very much like the reality that middle-schoolers and suburban housewives can find drug dealers, but the cops can’t.

Hey, libs . . . if you hold the Mueller report up to your ear, you can hear the sounds of Hillary losing all over again; what great fun, huh? One of my physics professors demonstrated to us one day how walking is nothing more than a series of interrupted forward falls. Kinda like Hillary’s life, innit – a series of unindicted political crimes.

And Hollywood – here’s a little sampler of wisdom to chew on:

(1) if you’re truly anti-firearms, stop making the action movies with the outrageous body counts

(2) if you’re firmly convinced about the dangers of anthropogenic climate change, stop flitting around in your private jets and using more electricity in a week than the average family uses in a year

(3) if you’re convinced that socialism is such a good deal, abandon your mansions and share your wealth with the less fortunate

(4) if you’re dead set against walls, get rid of the ones around your personal estates

(5) if you’re certain that the people coming across our southern border are good, honest, hard-working refugees, bring some of them into your home to ease the burden on our border housing facilities for immigrants

Oh . . . and Tsoukalos – you might consider for a moment why, now that everyone has a cellphone with a camera, we’re not getting anywhere NEAR as many UFO reports as we used to.

By the way, OT, I heard a talking head yesterday going through a collection of variations on the proper pronunciation of the name “Buttigieg,” the gay mayor of South Bend who included in his announcement that he’s running for PotUS that Veep Mike Pence is a religious fanatic and should lay off gays and put the blame where it belongs, with The Creator.

She tried every conceivable way to use the two “g”s in the name . . . both hard, both soft, one hard, one soft . . . soft “u” and soft “i” . . . long “u” and emphasis on the “i” pronounced as a hard “e” . . . and so on. It’s simple: Buttigieg is pronounced “Booty Judge,” an apt description if ever I heard one.

And Dems lining up to kiss Soundbyte Al’s ass over that reparations question. Sheeesh! They couldn’t get the “Yes!!! I’ll sign that into law!” out fast enough when he asked if they’d pass that bill. Good Grief!” How the fletch would that work out?

Who gets what? Does DingleBarry get “reparations” because he’s black? Because he’s part black? Does he get the same as a full black whose ancestors can be traced back to actual slavery status in the US? How much does Tiger Woods get, the multi-multi-millionaire who calls himself a “Cablinasian” because he’s part white, part black, part Asian, get? Same as Michael Jordan and Oprah Winfrey?

Hell, he’s not even half black. His father was part Arab (and it was Arabs who captured black Africans and sold them as slaves, not white Europeans), and by no means was descendant from slaves. How about Ilhan Omar? She’s pure black, but she wasn’t even born here.

And where does the money come from? Would Latinos who recently became citizens or Filipino immigrants or Japanese who’ve lived their entire lives in Hawai’i or Scandinavians who came here in the past 40 years have to pay? What about Irish people whose ancestors were brought here as slaves in greater number than Africans and grew up in New York City and never even MET a black slave?

Even the old dippy Vermont hippy commie who combs his hair with a possum jumped at the chance to give not-so-Sharp-ton a rimjob. Well, at least he’s sincere in his delusions about socialism.

Bernie wants a world Marxist utopia with total peace and no people in authority who have demonstrable mental problems (like his, for example). He clearly knows about a bottomless pit of other people’s money to fund freebie entitlements, secure in the knowledge that the solution to all problems is more government, and capitalism is evil, even though it’s made him a millionaire.

Man . . . the central plank of the platforms of virtually all the Dem runners is “My ideas are more utopian, more unrealistic, more impractical, more preposterous, more divisive, more critical of “white privilege,” and more expensive than everyone else’s . . . and besides, I hate Trump more than they do anyway.”

They’re gonna injure themselves leaping from bandwagon to bandwagon for foto ops in temporarily useful fads such as “Me-Too” and Reparations. Want my opinion? They’re all full of Schiff.

For someone with nuttin’ to say Ron sure said a lot.


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