With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.
If you have to squat to drop a deuce in a hole in the ground, you might live in a shithole country.
If your country does not have running water, you might live in a shthole country.
If you do not have electricity 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, you might live in a shithole country.
If your tap water is not safe to drink, you might live in a shithole country. I stayed at a Sheraton Hotel in Cairo Egypt and we were told not to drink the tap water. At a Sheraton!
If the name of your country ends in stan, you might live in a shithole country.
If your country is run by Moslems, you definitely live in a shithole country.
If your country is in Africa, you prolly live in a shithole country.
If your claim that your country is not a shithole country, like the president of Ghana did, you definitely live in a shithole country.
If your country is run by communists, you live in a shithole country.
If your country is in Central America, you might live in a shithole country.
If your country’s name starts with M and ends with exico, you live in a shithole country.
If you have emigrated to this country but insist on waving the flag of the country you came from, you came from a shithole country and you need to go back to it.
If you have emigrated to this country and the American flag offends you, you came from a shithole country and need to go back to it.
If you live in Haiti, you live in a shithole county.
If President Trump says your country is a shithole country, you live in a shithole country.
I’m sure I could think of more, but these are just off the top of my head.
And from Ron in Ohio.
