Ron on.
So the Rub’lican’ts are singing “Happy Days Are Here Again” thinkin their very suspicious, ramshackle, glued-together, debt-building tax-reform bill will be ready for DJT to sign before Christmas.
Well, I’ll b’lieve it when I see my tax form “on a post card” with a “YUGE” reduction on the “Amount You Owe” line. Don’t trust ‘em. ANY of ‘em. Partic’larly in Washington where there’s that bacterium in the groundwater that seeks out and eats the common sense and ethics centers of the human brain after 2 years.
Besides, too many members of Congress can’t even make up their minds on who should go where to pee. I mean, “The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen” isn’t really an excuse, is it? Makes you wonder about “Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow, Yellow Snow.”
And some of ‘em are afraid of the recent spate of sexual misconduct accusations. They’re the ones worried about “Police Stopped My Car” and “Wreck The Malls With Confused Genders.”
Dems will be singin differ’nt tunes, of course, such as “O Come, All Ye Hateful” and “I’ll Be Loath For Christmas.” CNN, natcherly, is already doin “Deck The Halls With Lots Of Fake News.”
To me the Dems have turned this year’s holiday season into “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Lawsuit” and “All I Want For Christmas Is A Trump Defeat.”
Mueller’s favorite is “It Came Upon A Source Unclear” and “Russians, The Red-Nosed Hackers.” He also likes “Under The Subpoena” and “Deck The Halls With Accusations.”
ABC is going with “O, Holy Cow! The Trump Is Tweeting Nightly.” And CNN is showcasing “’Costy, The Snowflake.” “I Saw PotUS Drinking Diet Cokes” is also a big hit this year with ABCNNBCBS.
There are others, of course, such as “We’ll Sue Ye, Hairy NeoCons” and “Dance Of The Congressmen Fairies.” And who could forget Elijah Cummings’ and Hank Johnson’s favorite: “Little Dumber Boy”?
There’s also “Censure Clause Is Comin To Town” and Maxine Waters’s rendition of “I’m Scheming For Some White Priv’lege.”
What the Left really wants is a “Silent Right” or maybe “All I Want For Christmas Is A Vote Recount” or even “Do You Smear Who I Smear?”
All I know is that the “Hallelujah Chorus” to Dems is more like “Do It To Ya For Us” and “All They Want For Christmas Is Sex Bailout Funds.”
Personally, I kinda like “Kirsten Got Run Over By A Trump Tweet.” I hear Nancy’s very fond of “Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas” after her comments about the tax bill bringin in Armageddon and “Don’t They Know It’s The End Of The World.”
Yeah, for the anti-Trumpers, it’s “Resist, All Ye Faithless” and “Overthrow, Overthrow, Overthrow.” All they want for Christmas is collusion smoking-gun proof and a stack of subpoenas so they can sing “It’s The Best Impeachment Time Of The Year.”
Can’t you just hear Schiff’s version of “O, Holy Night”?
Fall in their trap
Oh hear the hackers’ voices
O, Counsel Supreme
Oh-oh prosecutor’s dream
Collusion, it’s real
Oh-oh Hillary’s the One
O, such high crimes
Oh-oh Trump, oh Trump is gone.
I’d like to see Schiff’s lump of coal jammed in his leaky mouth instead of his stocking. Men used to fight duels over the crap he’s been pulling lately. If anybody needs to be run over by a reindeer, it’s him . . . and Waters . . . and Jackson-Lee . . . and Pelosi . . . and, oh hell, my keyboard batteries are runnin out of juice.
And my stomach’s runnin low on carbs. Time to take on stores.
Ron off.
Remember Sheila Jackson-Lee congratulated Doug Moore for winning the Senate race in Alabama. Major league stupid.