From Ron in Ohio and many other readers over the years with similar versions.
Finally! The American Medical Association’s Membership Has Voiced Their Opinions To Trump’s Revising Obama-Care. This is important medical information. As they say on TV; “Be sure to ask your doctor”.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it.
Dermatologists advised everyone not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it.
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!”
While the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
Orthopedic specialist didn’t think it had a leg to stand on.
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
However, the Radiologists said they could see right through it.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
But, the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
As expected, the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
Anesthesiologists, giddy bunch as they are, thought the whole idea was a gas.
Those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
Bringing up the rear, it was the Proctologists who won out though, hoping for a clean wipe of it all they were all for leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!