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I’m a Ph D?

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I took one of those stupid internet quizzes the other day. This one said they could guess my education level. I knew that was bullshit but I had some time on my hands so I took it. I think it was 60 questions and most of them referenced stuff I had learned in high school. Some of it I learned in college. I can’t remember my score (I might have missed 5 or 6 questions) but it told me without a doubt that I had Ph D. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Let’s look at my educational background. I graduated from high school in 1964. Yep! I’m that old. I went to college and I wasn’t ready for it. I flunked out by majoring in bridge. Since we were poor, I didn’t get a second chance. My mother told me to get a job since I was now gonna have to start paying room and board. Also, I had to pay for my own car insurance if I wanted to drive her’s or my father’s car. I also went 1-A draft status. I got a job and worked for nine months and then joined the Navy before I got drafted. I decided I’d rather drown than get shot.

I studied electronics in the Navy which I figgered would do me well after I got out. I was right.

I went to college on the GI Bill and worked three jobs. Burned out the second semester of my junior year. Wound up getting a job with IBM and the rest is history. I did go back to junior college and got an Associate Degree in Management and Supervisory Development to use up the rest of my GI Bill. Compared to Engineering it was a piece of cake. Got all A’s except for a B in Econ 101. Anyhoo, far from a PH. D.

I was talking to my cleaning lady and her kid just started school last week. In early August? She gets out in mid June. Back in the 60′s we started the week before Labor Day for three days and got out two days after Memorial Day and apparently we got a better education that they do now since a high school degree allowed me to pass a quiz that said I was a PH. D.

No wonder there are people dumb enough to vote for Crooked Cankles. Our schools have become socialist indoctrination centers that have trained three generations of SJWs. That explains Prez Hussein getting elected twice.

We’re doomed!


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