Working through some pain issues. Ironic because I started in on a pain study today. Here’s a joke my buddy Pres sent me.
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a rag-headed Muslim with a knife, sneaking through my next door neighbor’s garden.
Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, “You’re upset, what is it?”
“You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen,” I said. “That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.”