Clyde sent me this one.
Mr. Snail entered many races but was always soundly defeated. Finally he told his friends he was buying a Porsche so he could complete with a chance to win races. When the car arrived, he had a very fancy crest that featured a stylistic “S” in the center painted on the doors, trunk, and hood. His friends told him that you don’t ruin the design of a car like a Porsche by painting designs on it. Snail replied that he wanted everyone to know who he was when he raced. In his first race he took off in blazing speed, and his friends exclaimed,
“Wow, look at that S car go !!”
Clyde said Claudia might have to help some of the readers with this one.
On a related note, my friend Boudicca went to a school whose mascot was a snail and she told me at the games the cheerleaders would chant, “Go, Go, Escargot!”