This one is from Heironymus.
I remember one time at the newspaper where I worked, a lady came into the lobby with a couple dozen raw eggs, presumably to protest something. She threw all the eggs on the floor, then laid down and rolled in them. She got up, covered in eggs, then dumped a whole bag of white flour over herself. Just then the police showed up, handcuffed her and took her to the hospital for examination.
A couple days later we found out that she had…
Battered Woman’s Syndrome.